I saw the original Funny Games movie, that Austrian flick. It was scarier, I thought, because it was all weird and foreign. Brady and Michael were just too attractive to be scary. If the director wanted it to be really really scary, he should have cast sightly less attractive actors, like Zac Efron, or even the kid from Even Stevens who is in the new Indiana Jones movies. They are charming and not ugly, but not really really hot like Michael and Brady. But I guess that was the point of the movie, that the two killers be sort of cute and all.

I liked the film, I’m just saying. Michael Pitt is always sort of distracting to me in his films, because I keep imagining what it would be like to make out with him and stuff. It’s not his fault, though. He can’t help it if he’s smokin hot.