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By: Walter

Walter — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:46:48 +0000

Any chance someone might be interested in helping sponsor an upgraded bathroom with a trough toilet for dudes (and whatever girls need to speed up their lines, funnels maybe…).

While we’re at it let’s sponsor a larger trash receptacle with evening pickup on warm sunny days.

Park services aren’t rocket science. http://www.cafepress.com/walnotes

By: moneyjungle206

moneyjungle206 — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:51:03 +0000

I was about to go into a seizure, thank god this is a hoax.

By: C.

C. — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:41:07 +0000

dude, i was actually going to see if my comments got deleted from elliot’s site!
but now i think we should build the Tecate Tower – no, not mirrored SOMA condo highrise, but an elevated mobile in-park chill lounge, with the best view, unobstructed by the derriers of others….. and in the shape of a giant tecate can!

By: Allan Hough

Allan Hough — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:37:59 +0000

Dude, I totally figured out what IIRC meant without having to Google it. I win!

By: tk

tk — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:33:15 +0000

IIRC, wasn’t it last year’s Borders/Zeitgeist April Fool’s post that first catapulted Mission Mission to blog fame?

Well-played, Sir, well-played.

By: chris k

chris k — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:09:21 +0000

LOL! you really had me going for a minute.

By: zinzin

zinzin — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:03:02 +0000

nice one, Allan. Elliott reference lent a real air of… credibility, too.

By: April Fool

April Fool — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:35:27 +0000

I am thinking I am going to ask the local corner stores and Bi-Rite to post a sign asking people to have fun in the park, but please pick up your trash and make sure it gets into a trash can, even if that means walking an extra block… This could have an effect… Maybe.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:53:31 +0000

This is awesome. Thanks!

By: Brock Keeling

Brock Keeling — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:44:22 +0000

yerba buena gardens rulez.

By: sangroncito

sangroncito — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:43:16 +0000

Oh my god…..I fell for this….I get a big sucker award.

By: olu

olu — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:00:19 +0000

Love it!

I would like to echo the above the comments. We do need a better solution for the trash problem. When the wind picks up after a nice day the entire neighborhood gets trashed.

By: K. Holden

K. Holden — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:55:30 +0000

Damn. I must admit to being fooled. Now I’m just worried that you’re giving them *ideas*.

By: Deano

Deano — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:33:22 +0000

I’m am so very easily outraged. Thanks for pushing my button (FOOLS!).