Mission Mission

SF Appeal intern Ramona just dropped a doozy on her blog not so serious:

Tattoos are badass, but bruises are undercover badass. Bruises are the new temporary tattoo. Bruises say I live my life rough, and I don’t even have to pay someone to draw it on. A bruise is like a tattoo that says “I’m rugged. Let’s party.”

bruises are the new temporary tattoo

Free free free!

Previously:

Disposable Film Festival

“Decoration begins at Gracias Madre,” writes reader Jeff D.

Looks okay, I guess. Thanks, Jeff!

Unrelated: If you haven’t checked out The Virgins, do.

Update: Oops, lady d says we’re wrong. This stuff is left over from the previous tenant.

Previously:

Vegan Virgin

Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website‘s Broke-Ass of the Week this week is Fart Party‘s Julia Wertz. In her Q&A, Julia explains why SF dive bars are better than NY dive bars (and shouts out a couple Mission beloveds), and tells us what she likes to do in Dolores Park:

Broke-Ass of the Week: Julia Wertz from Fart Party

Also, click the above strip (my personal favorite) to view it bigger, and with comments.

Previously:

Fart Bike

Broke-Ass Allan

The all-new Dolores Park Calendar of Events will not only keep you abreast of popular stuff like “Movie Night,” but also lesser-trafficked oddities such as “Christian Worship Rally” and “Lawhead Wedding.” Here’s hoping the Lawheads don’t mind a well-intentioned crash.

[via Dolores Park View]

From reader Jeff D.:

10am Sunday morning, 19th @ Lexington

There was no scooter or motorcycle in sight.

Jeff titled the photo “safety_first”.

This week on I Heart Street Art, we meet four real live street artists, and they each talk about their reasons for embracing such a controversial activity. Steve Rotman introduced the panel saying something about civic pride, and I must say, for better or worse, and with full knowledge of gray area, I feel a strong sense of civic pride looking at the stuff these guys make:

I Heart Street Art: Why Do You Make Street Art?

Says reader Chris L., pointing us toward this Craigslist ad and adding, “ps. Can I borrow 15 million dollars?” Unlikely, Chris, but it does raise the question: Who are what is going to pony up such a chunk of change? And what all could you do with it, and what would become of the pimps and hos holding court out front?

Johnny0 went to town on my mom’s art final, extracting and splicing until he came up with some epic PNGs. See the whole things here.

Now who’s working on the Dulay/Möbius mashup?