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	<title>Comments on: Asshat Bike Thief</title>
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		<title>By: Neo Displacer</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/#comment-8583</link>
		<dc:creator>Neo Displacer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 01:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dude, I can still lever your big u lock open in about 30 seconds. And if a skinny hipster tries to stop me I&#039;ll bash him with the lever. Not me of course, speaking in the voice of evil.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, I can still lever your big u lock open in about 30 seconds. And if a skinny hipster tries to stop me I&#8217;ll bash him with the lever. Not me of course, speaking in the voice of evil.</p>
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		<title>By: jimbeam</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/#comment-8582</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hahahahahaha]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahahahahaha</p>
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		<title>By: mcas</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/#comment-8581</link>
		<dc:creator>mcas</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:49:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Neo: you are partially right.

U-locks + levers or grinders take time to break, at least.  A cable can be cut in literally seconds.  Yes, smaller U&#039;s are better, but again-- thieves are looking for easy, and would rather pass up any U-lock for any cable lock.

The bic pen trick has not been a problem since 2006.  They corrected that years ago, so any new U-lock is not a problem.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neo: you are partially right.</p>
<p>U-locks + levers or grinders take time to break, at least.  A cable can be cut in literally seconds.  Yes, smaller U&#8217;s are better, but again&#8211; thieves are looking for easy, and would rather pass up any U-lock for any cable lock.</p>
<p>The bic pen trick has not been a problem since 2006.  They corrected that years ago, so any new U-lock is not a problem.</p>
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		<title>By: ugh.</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/#comment-8580</link>
		<dc:creator>ugh.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We almost had a comment thread without some dickish comment about &quot;hipsters.&quot;

This is why we can&#039;t have nice things, Bjorn.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We almost had a comment thread without some dickish comment about &#8220;hipsters.&#8221;</p>
<p>This is why we can&#8217;t have nice things, Bjorn.</p>
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		<title>By: Bjorn Toulousse</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/#comment-8579</link>
		<dc:creator>Bjorn Toulousse</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 16:50:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That guy&#039;s picture should be a wake up call for all you hipster layabouts - don&#039;t be thinking your pubic beard and Dali stache will cover up your dental needs - go to the dentist....seriously it&#039;s time. That cat is missing his choppers.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That guy&#8217;s picture should be a wake up call for all you hipster layabouts &#8211; don&#8217;t be thinking your pubic beard and Dali stache will cover up your dental needs &#8211; go to the dentist&#8230;.seriously it&#8217;s time. That cat is missing his choppers.</p>
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		<title>By: C.</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/#comment-8578</link>
		<dc:creator>C.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#039;ve seen this remarkable-looking guy around the city before, but I can&#039;t quite remember where... I think he may be a 6th St. crackhead regular, however.
If I were the Bike Detectives, I would look for him there, Capp St., etc.  (Oops. Don&#039;t want to dis all of Capp...)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know I&#8217;ve seen this remarkable-looking guy around the city before, but I can&#8217;t quite remember where&#8230; I think he may be a 6th St. crackhead regular, however.<br />
If I were the Bike Detectives, I would look for him there, Capp St., etc.  (Oops. Don&#8217;t want to dis all of Capp&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>By: Stucco Sux</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/#comment-8577</link>
		<dc:creator>Stucco Sux</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, years of breaking bike locks with your teeth will do that to a jaw -- cautionary tale, that ass hat.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, years of breaking bike locks with your teeth will do that to a jaw &#8212; cautionary tale, that ass hat.</p>
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		<title>By: zinzin</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/#comment-8576</link>
		<dc:creator>zinzin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:41:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ha! without even reading neo&#039;s &quot;evil&quot; comments.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ha! without even reading neo&#8217;s &#8220;evil&#8221; comments.</p>
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		<title>By: zinzin</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/13/asshat-bike-thief/#comment-8575</link>
		<dc:creator>zinzin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[o you handsome devil.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>o you handsome devil.</p>
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		<title>By: Neo Displacer</title>
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		<dc:creator>Neo Displacer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The face of evil is supposed to be banal, this guy looks evil, like a Dick Tracey character.

So U locks have issues too. They are vulnerable to lever attacks. Way back in the 80&#039;s folks would add iron plumbing tees and ells to beef up the locks. Then this famous lock picker figures out that a Bic pen can open &#039;em up 123. Also a car jack will pop them open pretty fast

I suggest the baby U lock as being harder to lever but that leaves you with the problem of securing both wheels and getting the baby lock around something stationary.

I&#039;ve seen some pretty stout square link chain that looks promising. Also twist links help against a cutter attack. The thing with chain is it can be cut. Bolt cutters don&#039;t work well, but there&#039;s a shear that is set on the ground then struck with a hammer.

Then there are die grinders and angle grinders. Nothing will stop those.

I suggest beaters for daily riders, keep the nice bike indoors (although lock it there too), and get some insurance.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The face of evil is supposed to be banal, this guy looks evil, like a Dick Tracey character.</p>
<p>So U locks have issues too. They are vulnerable to lever attacks. Way back in the 80&#8242;s folks would add iron plumbing tees and ells to beef up the locks. Then this famous lock picker figures out that a Bic pen can open &#8216;em up 123. Also a car jack will pop them open pretty fast</p>
<p>I suggest the baby U lock as being harder to lever but that leaves you with the problem of securing both wheels and getting the baby lock around something stationary.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve seen some pretty stout square link chain that looks promising. Also twist links help against a cutter attack. The thing with chain is it can be cut. Bolt cutters don&#8217;t work well, but there&#8217;s a shear that is set on the ground then struck with a hammer.</p>
<p>Then there are die grinders and angle grinders. Nothing will stop those.</p>
<p>I suggest beaters for daily riders, keep the nice bike indoors (although lock it there too), and get some insurance.</p>
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