http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/16/have-your-trash-and-pick-it-up-too/ Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:29:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 http://www.missionmission.org/2009/07/16/have-your-trash-and-pick-it-up-too/#comment-8727 Lapidgeon Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:36:55 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=5468#comment-8727 See, rather than clean up we should just get a group of poison blow dart snipers to dart anyone who walks away from their garbage. That way we can pile them all up together, along with the garbage (maybe we could bag and duct tape the garbage to them?), and let god sort em out (and by god I mean the police who stumble on their passed out bodies). This has multiple benefits of preserving knowledge (the construction and usage of blow guns, harvesting and processing of natural sedatives), and keeping the park clean.

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