Comments on: PSA: DO NOT Take Cushions Without Taking the Couch! http://www.missionmission.org/2009/08/30/psa-do-not-take-cushions-without-taking-the-couch/ Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Mon, 27 Apr 2026 13:23:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 By: chalkman http://www.missionmission.org/2009/08/30/psa-do-not-take-cushions-without-taking-the-couch/#comment-10427 chalkman Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:27:50 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=6566#comment-10427 “Free Couch” is just code for “Piss Here”.

]]> By: 17 year local http://www.missionmission.org/2009/08/30/psa-do-not-take-cushions-without-taking-the-couch/#comment-10426 17 year local Mon, 31 Aug 2009 21:06:12 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=6566#comment-10426 Sofa Free…. all or nothing!
I’m sure you’ve seen this.

]]> By: Mission Mistaken http://www.missionmission.org/2009/08/30/psa-do-not-take-cushions-without-taking-the-couch/#comment-10425 Mission Mistaken Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:09:38 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=6566#comment-10425 Rite of passage in San Francisco: The New Couch and its consequences.

Our old one was a gray velvet sectional. Actually a very handsome couch, and when we made a new one ourselves (don’t laugh — its an awesome couch) we thought that the old one would be snapped up, so we hauled it to the curb and put a sign on it: Free Couch!

Then all the pillows (16 fucking pillows, if you must know) disappeared and we were like, uh oh. We had the carcass hauled away. Afterward, for months, and all over town, we would see drunk homeless guys lounging on our pillows. Two here, three there. It was disturbing.

The our housekeeper left us a note: “Hey I love your old couch! Where is it? I’ll trade you a month’s free housekeeping for it!”

Jeeeeeezus.

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