Family Circus Lovers a Must

For those of you who do not believe Brolores Park is real life, this just popped up on Craigslist:

All cuddlers welcome, cute cuddlers only though. – 25 (mission district)

Date: 2009-10-04, 10:49PM PDT

Hello, we are four handsome young gentlemen who are looking for some lovely young ladies to come over and keep us company. We have a spectacular entertainment set up. Let me walk you through it:

An Xbox 360: We can play video games, watch dvds, talk to our friends over the headset, WIRELESS controller.

Netfix streaming: Yup, thats right. Over 500 movies at our fingertips ladies. Anytime. All day with that shit.

A Flat screen TV: Say what??

Dolby surround sound speakers: We cans hear all kinds of shit.

Airtunes: My fucking laptop WIRELESSLY connects to the surround sound speakers. Music all day ladies, all day.

So much more: couches, table, dvds, hallway, kitchen, bathrooms, backyard, cherry tomatoes.

Our ages vary from 24 to 25, we live in the mission.

One of us has a queen size bed with 400 thread count sheets, in case you get tired from all the FUN!

Family Circus lovers a must.

6 Responses to “Family Circus Lovers a Must”

  1. Tyler says:

    Glad to see irony is alive and well

  2. mr. matt says:

    ha ha ha “my fucking laptop”

  3. jimbeam says:

    I liked the “We can hear all kinds of shit” the best.

  4. What a scream!
    I must be getting old…
    What ever happened to romance? (replaced by f***ing technology?)

  5. +++ says:

    ew, family circus makes me want to drive a fork into someone’s skull. seriously wtf. i was totally down … until i read that.

  6. family circus makes me want to drive a fork into someone’s skull. seriously wtf. i was totally down … until i read that