Comments on: Tamale Day 2009 Sounds Like Fun http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/ Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:29:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 By: Dan http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13889 Dan Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:56:28 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13889 i liked when he said the part about mexicans being “productive as fuck” on tamale day.

]]> By: Concerned Guajolote http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13888 Concerned Guajolote Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:13:21 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13888 SD–

Just don’t let your latino family know you’re not white, it would break their hearts.

]]> By: SergDun http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13887 SergDun Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:47:02 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13887 I am racist, so.

I have to be so that tamales don’t get bastardized like flautas did when “those people” turned them into rolled tacos. Fuck a goddamn tamale pie and the mexican lasagna it rode in on.

The tamale game is serious doggy.

]]> By: Elias the Barbarian http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13886 Elias the Barbarian Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:55:13 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13886 Whoever touches the steamer this year has to drink a glass of tamale water.

]]> By: funkybitch http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13885 funkybitch Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:49:12 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13885 VIVA TAMALE DAY!

]]> By: chalkman http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13884 chalkman Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:30:12 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13884 like all Fat Bastards, I want to “learn about Tamale Day”….IN MY BELLY!

]]> By: Cranky Old Mission Guy http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13883 Cranky Old Mission Guy Mon, 30 Nov 2009 22:20:31 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13883 I support the death of your people? Really? Well, yeah, in that I support the death of complete fucking idiots.

]]> By: Catnip http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13882 Catnip Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:34:57 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13882 Racist Catnip

]]> By: Catnip http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13881 Catnip Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:34:12 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13881 Soulstrut

]]> By: M.A.C. http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13880 M.A.C. Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:27:00 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13880 you’re a jackass. And a racist.

]]> By: SergDun http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13879 SergDun Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:27:39 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13879 white people are allowed at Tamale Day

We just have rules like only Mexican’s are allowed to touch the steamer. It’s the fault of white people as in previous years they got too loose with their ethic food curiosity and fucked it up trying to check the steamer ever fucking ten minutes.

We also have a Shitty Tamale Roller Buyout option. If you don’t roll, you don’t eat. BUT you do have the option of paying money so that you do get tamales and don’t have to roll. The rate varies but the lighter you are the more you pay. This is known as the Crackertino variable.

Only Mexicans are allowed to instruct anyone on proper rolling.

If you roll limp dick tamales or you forget to add filling more than once, your ass gets removed from the line. And you are forced to buy your way out.

If you get to drunk your rolling privileges will be revoked.

Tamale Day is not about helping white people learn about Mexican food, it is about making fucking tamales. Individuals are compensated based on the amount of labor expended. You work to eat, you want arts and crafts go to dia de los muertos with the fucking burners. Tamale Day is about efficiency and being productive as fuck. We don’t got time for bullshit, we’re here to get tamale money.

]]> By: chalkman http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13878 chalkman Mon, 30 Nov 2009 19:14:49 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13878 what if I’m a white boy that just wants to eat tamales….

]]> By: SergDun http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13877 SergDun Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:06:40 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13877 this is what happens when I stay home and take a bottle of whiskey to the face. I get on the internets and update the fuck out of my status

Tamale Day is not a game

]]> By: Ariel Dovas http://www.missionmission.org/2009/11/29/tamale-day-2009-sounds-like-fun/#comment-13876 Ariel Dovas Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:43:11 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=8944#comment-13876 According to my kitchen this is happening today.

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