Mission Mission

So because ‘sk8 or die’ is basically my motto and Muni is basically my municipal transit of choice, I’m really into this deck:

I’d tailslide the shit out of that thing, then stalefishgrab it and top it all off with a motherfucking sausage grind.

This website rules, btw. Read more about the actual board on Muni Diaries.

I’ll be done with this joke soon, guys, I promise.

A bold new sign from La Taqueria: “The Best Tacos & Burritos in the Whole World.”

The ENTIRE WORLD, you guys.  You would have to leave Earth to find better.

And finally, an end to The Big Burrito Battle.  Suck it, LA.  And the whole world, for that matter.

Thanks to Eric for sending in.

I googled this line from the bathroom wall at Cafe Petra (17th & Guerrero) to see if any lyrics came up.

They didn’t.  But this Quail Diary did.

Is someone in the Mission promoting this bird blog with a bathroom scrawl?  Probably not. But it’s nice to think about.

-Jen Gann

(photo by Preet Shihn)

Skip past the first 45 seconds and rock out:

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Saw this on Hidden Host by David Enos.

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No waaaayyyyyyyy!  From the Humphry Slocombe Twitter:

Foie gras ice cream sandwiches!  Now I really have heard everything.  Seriously this time.

$10 says the ice cream’s made of the puke that comes out of the bird after it’s been force-fed.  You know, like the super pussy birds who can’t keep a meal down.

GROSS ME OUT, KAT!

You still owe me $10, though.

I pass by this li’l guy etched into the sidewalk on 23rd/Valencia every morning and always assumed it said MM.  I took a closer look today and see it’s actually an MK bird.  Not a Mission Mission mascot, I guess.

Sigh.  I suppose that pair of frogs taking a dump will have to stay.

I thought it was really lame how there were more white people with cameras than actual participants at this year’s Dia de los Muertos celebration, but this video kinda makes up for it.

From the HMS Beekeeper twitternets: “A 6 y/o girl and her 13 y/o brother just sold me their Dolores park ‘honey from the hood.’”

Damn, I wish I had been badass enough to milk bees when I was 6.