Comments on: Kitty/Puppy http://www.missionmission.org/2010/10/31/kittypuppy/ Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Mon, 27 Apr 2026 13:23:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 By: Steve http://www.missionmission.org/2010/10/31/kittypuppy/#comment-24368 Steve Mon, 01 Nov 2010 22:42:47 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=19447#comment-24368 Out of the five places I’ve lived with my dog, three were listed as “no pets” or “no dogs”, while two hadn’t thought about it before I applied. In all cases after the first, I provided the prospective new landlord with a sort of rental resume for my dog. It contains pictures (because he’s fucking adorable), documentation of his shots, a recent statement from his vet about his demeanor, and references from previous landlords and neighbors.

Landlords say no in their ads because they don’t want someone to show up with a gigantic man-eating hellhound who does nothing but shit and bark. When you drop the hammer of integrity on them they see that not only is your dog well-behaved, but you’ve got your shit together and are probably a better tenant than 95% of the dipshits in their potential tenant pool. Win.

]]> By: Cranky Old Mission Guy http://www.missionmission.org/2010/10/31/kittypuppy/#comment-24367 Cranky Old Mission Guy Mon, 01 Nov 2010 20:03:12 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=19447#comment-24367 Right on, comrade!

]]> By: tk http://www.missionmission.org/2010/10/31/kittypuppy/#comment-24366 tk Mon, 01 Nov 2010 17:18:26 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=19447#comment-24366 I signed a lease that said “No pets.” I now have a dog and a cat. How’d I do it? I asked the landlord and he said “Sure.” Never hurts to ask.

]]> By: piratesnack http://www.missionmission.org/2010/10/31/kittypuppy/#comment-24365 piratesnack Sun, 31 Oct 2010 23:27:16 +0000 http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=19447#comment-24365 That dog has a glory hole!

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