Mission Mission

On the heels of a pretty good sweatshirt and the best sweatshirt ever comes this really cool sweatshirt. On sale now at a store on Mission at 19th.

TK just published a handy travel guide for Rangers fans visiting SF for the World Series. Here’s how it starts:

Remember – gay people always want to have sex with you and will pursue you relentlessly. Also, they are everywhere. 9 out of 10 men in San Francisco are gay.

Read on.

[Photo by Josh Baker]

Ramona today takes a look at what makes a “real” Giants fan:

If there is one things that San Franciscans never cared about before and now care about a whole bunch that thing is their baseball team, the Giants.

You have never in your life known so many people who one minute were only interested in iPhones and bars and new media, and never said one thing about sports who are suddenly getting in fights with their friends because they NEED to have the Giants game on during their book club meeting.

Read on.

[Animation by The Tens.]

All of Them Witches has a contest on right now:

Please provide a rational explanation of this shirt I bought from one of those bulk vendors on Mission St.

Your prize will be determined by the amount of ration you provide.

Good luck! The associations seem to be completely arbitrary, so you’ll need it.

Also, no Mission? Well, what kind of cartoon breasts should represent the Mission?

Woah, where am I? The Mission, or Rome?

[more at Mr.EricSir]

In case you didn’t know, there’s this:

Reader Michael P. didn’t know, until yesterday’s paper:

Did you know about this? I only found it because it was a clue in Tuesday’s NYTimes crossword (the answer to which I only got because of the crosses): “1918 song girl whose name was sung with a stutter”.

Think “2010 graffiti girl whose stuttery name got her convicted of a hate crime” is coming down the pike? I guess we’ll find out soon.

Previously:

KKKatie Trial Underway

KKKatie Fan Sings Her PPPraises

At this point car wins, I think.

In any case, this is a Spoke Monster?

Or best article of clothing ever? You be the judge:

Wow. I get winded from excitement just looking at this crummy picture of it. Look at the placement of the cars! What? What a completely perfect thing!

Here it is again with its lucky owner, Noah:

Go Giants!

Photo by cellybrain.

Kristopher sends us word (and a pic) of some exciting (albeit admittedly unexpected) news:

This just in! Pop’s installed a new, huge TV! That makes three, which is closing in on sports bar territory, making the Phoenix proud. It’s probably for easier viewing of the Golden Girls, or maybe even the World Series, who knows?!

Naw, it’s probably for watching old reruns of MTV’s Headbangers Ball.  Either way, add Pop’s to the list of places to watch the Giants in the Mission!

(Thanks Kristopher!)