Comments on: Obscenely Tall Dancer

By: Justin Beiber

Justin Beiber — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 00:57:28 +0000

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By: ultracore

ultracore — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 09:38:27 +0000

That silver camper thing was fucking obnoxious. Did someone seriously stake out a spot early in the AM so they could blast their shit-rock jams for all the hipsters trying to have a pleasant Dolores Park afternoon? Fuck that guy, I did not appreciate being made to sip beers all the way back next to the tight-rope burners.

By: David

David — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 00:58:26 +0000

That’s me on the stilts! And that was not my camper. I was just hanging out. You missed my friend wearing an guitar and amplifier on his back.

By: someJuan

someJuan — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 22:31:23 +0000

Did the Mazda MDX get ticketed for parking alongside a fire hydrant?

By: Phwomp

Phwomp — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 19:30:41 +0000

Just to clarify, the stilt dancer and the owner of the Airstream are two different people, the latter having told me he had driven up from Daly City to see this ‘Dolores Park’ all the kids were talking about.

By: Adam

Adam — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 15:48:10 +0000

Wait, is this the same moron I saw getting gas the other night in the Lower Haight? The tongue weight on the trailer was WAY too high for the Acura — its front wheels were almost off the ground and all sorts of terrible noises were emanating from somewhere.