Comments on: A fun way to mess with cyclists http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/ Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:29:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 By: Mike http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29416 Mike Tue, 15 Mar 2011 08:18:39 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29416 YES, and THANK YOU!! Every time I see those shirts this illiteracy sticks in my craw.

]]> By: JJ san http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29155 JJ san Thu, 10 Mar 2011 17:47:23 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29155 I grew up in the midwest, where people always did this to me if I was walking or biking somewhere. Like (why are you NOT in a car?). And they were not being condescending; just trying to be helpful.

]]> By: whir http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29145 whir Thu, 10 Mar 2011 12:33:32 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29145 Yes, for god’s sake! Those SFBC shirts drive me crazy, and I’m a member!

]]> By: Matt Baume http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29144 Matt Baume Thu, 10 Mar 2011 11:36:36 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29144 Yeah, to your mom’s house.

]]> By: douchebag driver http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29132 douchebag driver Thu, 10 Mar 2011 03:24:54 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29132 I always want to ask this to smoking hot dudes running in the park. A whistle to get their attention & mess up their stride & then WHAMMO – hey! you need a ride somewhere?

]]> By: jeff http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29126 jeff Thu, 10 Mar 2011 01:17:55 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29126 answer : are YOU OK? you’re looking a little atrophied there

]]> By: basho http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29123 basho Thu, 10 Mar 2011 00:44:05 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29123 Yeah, sounds like a hoot. Probably also works great as a pickup line.

Don’t forget to mention Lance Armstrong for additional yuks.

And when you see a skateboarder, have your limo driver pull over so you can yell something about Tony Hawk and training for the X-games.

]]> By: Cranky Old Mission Guy http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29116 Cranky Old Mission Guy Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:36:29 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29116 Another fun, head-fucking thing to do is: whenever you see someone riding a bike on the sidewalk, stop & ask “Do you want to DIE? Are you ready to DIE today?”

]]> By: dude http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29114 dude Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:10:56 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29114 Try it with me.

one FEWER car
one FEEEWWWER car

]]> By: SCUM http://www.missionmission.org/2011/03/09/a-fun-way-to-mess-with-cyclists/#comment-29111 SCUM Wed, 09 Mar 2011 21:27:18 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=23964#comment-29111 I prefer to randomly yell “WATCH OUT” while walking down the street.

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