Mission Mission

Janebook had hypothesized that it would. Here’s what actually happened:

Yesterday Aaron got me a MateVeza, that yerba maté IPA I anticipated as a replacement to Four Loko. Unfortunately it has two fatal flaws: (1) it’s so hoppy that it kind of tastes like cured meat, which is weird, (2) although I definitely felt the maté buzz, it’s not alcoholic enough to get me drunk. There’s a big difference between 7% and 12%. Ah well, it was definitely worth trying.

Bummer! Good effort though, Janebook. Read on for more about Jane’s weekend.

Or check out our big IPA discussion from last week.

The White House thing and the cop car thing may have been old news, as some commenters have suggested. But this one, as you can see clear as day, has a big old “2011″ on it, so, yes, KKKatie is BBBack!

[via Men Frackles]

Seems like forever ago that Jameth was a fixture on the scene here in San Francisco. I think he moved to Las Vegas for a while, but I have no idea where he is now. Only that he had this intriguing monstrosity for lunch just now. What the fuck is potato sauce?

UPDATE: He’s in Bellingham, WA.

[Thanks, Brittney!]

Every month on what was originally supposed to be the 1st but has now become a somewhat arbitrary date, we post some stuff that happened on Mission Mission in years past. How long will this tradition last? I don’t know… but at the very least until Judgement Day (5 days).

2010

• Guy tries to walk his dog in the Mission, ends up on 20 Flickr feeds
• Being good at Karaoke gets you hella CL Missed Connections

2009

• Triple vomit all the way, what does it mean?
• Everyone was freaked out about getting the flu from pigs; we all turned out fine

2008

• Creepy-ass clowns creeped us the fuck out
• People were still saying “Hipster” and “Douchebag” to describe pretty much everyone they didn’t like

2007

• Noxious gas cloud descended on the Mission. In retrospect, it likely originated from the bathroom at Pops

Majestic!

I wonder if it’s a relative of that last majestic rock dove we saw.

[Photo by Helen]

This is good marketing.

[17th and Dolores via Mr. Eric Sir]

This is pretty good, and I hope Cube and/or Disney see it and turn it into a major motion picture, but I still like my Ice Cube remix better.

[Photo by Wade]

Doctor Dex posted this image yesterday.

It is reminiscent of Mission Mission’s most trafficked post of all time, but somehow I don’t think this one is poised to take off in quite the same way.

This party’s jumpin’ off over at 23rd and Valencia.

[via landyacht]

Dang. Bummer.

[via Vic Womg]

…now let’s all head back to 1992: