Comments on: Help decide the fate of Dolores Park

By: Pamela Meyers

Pamela Meyers — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 06:37:38 +0000

What’s wrong with park, except cleaning it everyday. I lived on Landers near the Mission, I loved the park!

By: chalkman

chalkman — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 00:57:44 +0000

so, what happened at the meeting?

By: unbewusst

unbewusst — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 00:02:38 +0000

if you were to hit yourself over the head with this: ▢√² it would be meta.

ps i used that slang for the lulz

By: YAR!

YAR! — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 20:16:24 +0000

you left out
More dudes rubbing one out under a blanket

By: scum

scum — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 20:10:10 +0000

Amplified music without a permit is illegal, same thing with people who use megaphones.

By: scum

scum — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 20:08:49 +0000

You just made my day, thank you.

By: hipsterDoucheBaggery

hipsterDoucheBaggery — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 18:17:41 +0000

These are the demands of the Dolores Park Liberation Army.

We want the following improvements made:
$15 Burritos for sale(because you know they taste better)
Mandatory hipster check-in and inspection
Screaming Queens
Muscle Marys (perferably oiled)
More soccer!
Can we just move Lime and the End-up into one section?
Every single-fucking-food-cart on the planet in one corner.
Mini-burningman! all fucking year round beside the soccer field, its sorta deserty-looking…
Timbale Circles!
Non-stop fucking mime!
Sister of perpetual indulgence on duty 24/7
Weird creepy guys with camera snapping upskirt photos of young asian women.
Meat on a stick.
Man humping hole in ground.
Young love.. more of it.
Dogs and dogshit everywhere.
Angry dog owners who don’t train their dogs.
Haircuts!
Over-sized sunglasses that make women’s faces look funny.
The wearing of many layers of clothing, year round.
Less children.
Less children screaming.
Single childless person dispensing parenting advice to that awful awful parent who’s child is clearly out of control.

And if you can get to it.
More working toilets? and see if you can fix that drainage thing.

By: Cranky Old Mission Guy

Cranky Old Mission Guy — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 17:06:04 +0000

Yea, verily!

By: DvD

DvD — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 15:47:36 +0000

Did you really just use the term ‘squares’? You’ll have to excuse me for asking, I am distracted by me punching myself in my brain to try to forget something about a person using some 40′s slang in response to a rant about hippies and hipsters. I am just trying not to implode on the sheer meta of this entire exchange. Wait.. meta.. OMG, now I am doing it. OMG, ‘OMG’…. must punch harder… world can’t be this lost… there is hope… will I dream?

By: chalkman

chalkman — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 05:52:12 +0000

those poor Jesus-saps were not ready for the 1-2 punch of my Jesuit trained buddy and I when they walked up to us…they really didn’t like “No true god needs a sales and marketing department” or “Prove your faith, wash the feet of those homeless guys over there, that’s what Jesus would do!”

By: The Problem with Larry

The Problem with Larry — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 04:55:12 +0000

DJ’s, drum circles and douche brigades all… we’re over you. Go away.

By: Robert

Robert — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 04:08:47 +0000

Wow- very few of the so called NIMBY Neighbors I talk to come close to this diatribe against the DJ’s. If they will just knock it off past 6 pm., we good. But I think most people agree about the drum circle. Enough already!

By: Brillo

Brillo — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 01:02:30 +0000

the question is, do we all love Dolores Park enough to never go there again?

By: unbewusst

unbewusst — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 00:39:58 +0000

RS, no one, NO ONE will be saved by your blog post rant. Dolores park is large enough for you to have found a quiet section of the park that’s perfect for chillin. There are plenty of parks in this city – some more peaceful than others – and I truly don’t understand why self-absorbed squares like you don’t realize that if you want a park to chill at, maybe Dolores isn’t the best place for that.

I’m thankful that there are a few places left in this city that haven’t been sterilized to meet your/every self righteous person’s puritanically exacting standards of what is proper/acceptable public behavior. I wish you much success in making all of SF fucking boring.

PS, I’m very aware that my ranting at your rant is completely idiotic and contradictory, and helps no one.

By: thuglifecrunk187

thuglifecrunk187 — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 23:31:40 +0000

ick. i went to the last one of these and it was the most intensely whiny gathering of oldies and do-gooders i’ve been to since i joined a scotch tasting meetup. gah.

freals, if you want to sit around for 2 hours and leave feeling fully disgruntled and as though no one will ever accomplish anything in life, this is your spot.