Comments on: A hipster would never fuckin’ talk that way

By: Tommo

Tommo — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 08:26:23 +0000

Reason British People Are the Best #43: They use the word ‘wretched’ on a regular basis.

By: Chontello

Chontello — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 20:43:38 +0000

My God. You mean, if I chop my IQ in half and babble like a chump, I’ll get to have sex with some hot multi-pierced hipster girl? I hate myself.

By: Katie Conry

Katie Conry — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 19:40:13 +0000

pure poetry.

By: Rich

Rich — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 01:28:31 +0000

Gay accent? WTF is that and how is it defined? Aren’t hipsters straight guys who wear gay clothes but don’t exactly wash them (or anything else)? Actually yes, hipsters are gay people that are dirty, but not filthy. A job and a shower separates a hipster from a gay or a homeless person, respectively. Yes! I just figured it out!

By: Irony Falls

Irony Falls — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 14:28:34 +0000

Oh, yes. Quite wretched. Quite. Hmm-hmm-hmm.

By: YellowShoesRach

YellowShoesRach — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:14:55 +0000

Joey??? It’s been a while since I’ve wheeled one of those out. Is it wretched that it made me smile?

By: smug bunny

smug bunny — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 20:03:11 +0000

and that is different from a hipster in what way?

By: Anonymous Commenter

Anonymous Commenter — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:11:22 +0000

This was sublime.

By: Andrew Sarkarati

Andrew Sarkarati — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 06:22:06 +0000

touche

By: cactus

cactus — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 03:46:33 +0000

trying to define hipsterism is the new hipsterism.

By: Sam

Sam — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 23:37:41 +0000

He’s on your team.

By: why

why — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:50:02 +0000

in the UK they are Shoreditch Twats… Same diff… Div? Wow for a moment there I thought you were gonna bust on with Joey

By: Haggie

Haggie — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 22:04:41 +0000

A battle of wits by the witless..

By: wot_ever

wot_ever — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:15:13 +0000

I wish there was a draft.

By: thanks

thanks — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 21:04:50 +0000

this isn’t a hipster, this is someone desperately looking for an identity . . .