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	<title>Comments on: JOKE TIME: How did the hipster burn his mouth?</title>
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		<title>By: thanks</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37061</link>
		<dc:creator>thanks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 21:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[you can&#039;t tell a joke if someone else has told it before, this is a crucial rule of Mission Mission, kind of like how you can&#039;t open a restaurant that serves the same style of food that another restaurant has served.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you can&#8217;t tell a joke if someone else has told it before, this is a crucial rule of Mission Mission, kind of like how you can&#8217;t open a restaurant that serves the same style of food that another restaurant has served.</p>
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		<title>By: Cranky Old Mission Guy</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37050</link>
		<dc:creator>Cranky Old Mission Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 18:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I notice all, I see all. Pretty much like a side-show fortune teller.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I notice all, I see all. Pretty much like a side-show fortune teller.</p>
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		<title>By: scum</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37049</link>
		<dc:creator>scum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 18:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We need a Mission whiskey rumble Allen.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We need a Mission whiskey rumble Allen.</p>
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		<title>By: Allan Hough</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37048</link>
		<dc:creator>Allan Hough</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 18:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#039;t know if you noticed, but this latest one had an actual spam URL associated with it. Something about free flash games. That person&#039;s posts always reeked of spam to me, and now we know the truth.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know if you noticed, but this latest one had an actual spam URL associated with it. Something about free flash games. That person&#8217;s posts always reeked of spam to me, and now we know the truth.</p>
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		<title>By: scum</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37047</link>
		<dc:creator>scum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 18:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke of the day, thanks.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Joke of the day, thanks.</p>
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		<title>By: Cranky Old Mission Guy</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37046</link>
		<dc:creator>Cranky Old Mission Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How did the Mission Mission commenter make his &lt;a href=&quot;http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/are_your_ears_burning&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;ears burn&lt;/a&gt;?

A: By trying to avoid censure by posting under obvious multiple names.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Q: How did the Mission Mission commenter make his <a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/are_your_ears_burning" rel="nofollow">ears burn</a>?</p>
<p>A: By trying to avoid censure by posting under obvious multiple names.</p>
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		<title>By: scum</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37044</link>
		<dc:creator>scum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 17:43:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. How did the hipster burn his mouth? A. Sucking herp dick.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Q. How did the hipster burn his mouth? A. Sucking herp dick.</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37041</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 16:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So a hipster walks into a bar and says, &quot;This bar sucks, it&#039;s full of hipsters&quot;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So a hipster walks into a bar and says, &#8220;This bar sucks, it&#8217;s full of hipsters&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Cranky Old Mission Guy</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37034</link>
		<dc:creator>Cranky Old Mission Guy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 12:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know this is going to seem odd, coming from me of all people, but I think everybody who has commented thus far, other than Alissa, could use an ice-cold mug of &lt;a href=&quot;http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_a_dick&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know this is going to seem odd, coming from me of all people, but I think everybody who has commented thus far, other than Alissa, could use an ice-cold mug of <a href="http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_be_a_dick" rel="nofollow">this</a>.</p>
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		<title>By: Alissa</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37032</link>
		<dc:creator>Alissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 07:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cool it, buster! I never claimed I came up with this joke - I only wish I were that clever.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cool it, buster! I never claimed I came up with this joke &#8211; I only wish I were that clever.</p>
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		<title>By: Mission resident</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37031</link>
		<dc:creator>Mission resident</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 04:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wha this girl thinks she is sO funny stealing other people&#039;s jokes and posting them on her twitter? Get a life]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wha this girl thinks she is sO funny stealing other people&#8217;s jokes and posting them on her twitter? Get a life</p>
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		<title>By: huh?</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37025</link>
		<dc:creator>huh?</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 01:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Also posted on reddit months ago.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Also posted on reddit months ago.</p>
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		<title>By: Russel</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37024</link>
		<dc:creator>Russel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2011 01:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dude....... MissionMission was into this joke before it was cool.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude&#8230;&#8230;. MissionMission was into this joke before it was cool.</p>
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		<title>By: why</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2011/07/21/joke-time-how-did-the-hipster-burn-his-mouth/#comment-37019</link>
		<dc:creator>why</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 23:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[wow - that was quick - this was joke of the week on popbitch today!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow &#8211; that was quick &#8211; this was joke of the week on popbitch today!</p>
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