Dolo butt

Dolo Butt, n – a condition wherein the afflicted has a brownish stain on the seat of their pants from sitting on Dolores Park’s notoriously muddy grass. Ex: “You can tell Joan just came straight from the park. She’s got a mad case of Dolo Butt.”

[coined by Zach Morvant, epic cyclist]

How can YOU prevent dolo butt?  Well, for one, you can make like Vic and bring along a bunch of paper shopping bags for you and your pals to sit on.  What a nice guy!

6 Responses to “Dolo butt”

  1. Adam says:

    Occurrence of Dolo Butt is likely to coincide with one becoming Doloaded.

  2. Think_for_Me says:

    God, your blog is just one big facebook update.

  3. chris says:

    It is and always has been Dolorass. You kids is weird.

  4. seriously? says:

    yeah its dolorass. duh. p.s. a flight jacket and no socks?

  5. tacotron says:

    I always scratch my head for a second when I get the text: “you down for DP? it’s beautiful outside!”…uhhhh oh! you mean dolores park! i call it d-lo