Comments on: What kind of asshole do you park like?

By: Andrew

Andrew — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:42:20 +0000

For next time:

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

By: Sweet T

Sweet T — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:24:17 +0000

My neighbors are little more passive aggressive.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltf3r8qGUu1r59xn1o1_500.png

I’m pretty sure they wear birkenstocks.

By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:06:47 +0000

Doc’s Clock tmrw?

By: thbbbpppt

thbbbpppt — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:05:14 +0000

I got one up here in Noe that said “WAY TO PARK RETART”.

By: Cranky Old Mission Guy

Cranky Old Mission Guy — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 22:04:20 +0000

I hate people who are too lazy to use the “Shift” key. Does that make me better than anyone else?

By: jane

jane — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 21:56:39 +0000

i hate inconsiderate parkers. there are way too many who dont realize that if they move up a goddamn 2 ft closer to the car ahead of them, another car could park behind them also. hence, not taking up 2 spaces, asshole.

By: drip

drip — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 21:50:21 +0000

there’s a lot of asshole-parking apologists in this thread . . .

By: lowlifelocal

lowlifelocal — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 20:30:39 +0000

My note came with some fresh pinstripes(keyed) all because I parked like an asshole. It was by accident, thought I was leaving room when in fact I was cutting out a space. Just glad he let me know which car was his. Payback put a smile on my face

By: und1sk0

und1sk0 — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:53:10 +0000

i enjoy pulling up on the sidewalk, if there isn’t motorcycle spaces or perhaps a fire hydrant not available. in front of a garage, preferably.

By: Brock Keeling

Brock Keeling — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 19:44:23 +0000

cat!

By: Cranky Old Mission Guy

Cranky Old Mission Guy — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 18:13:34 +0000

You’re thinking of parallel parking. It’s perfectly obvious when assholes park perpendicular; they park over the white lines.

By: Erik

Erik — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:34:39 +0000

The only way to be sure that someone parked like an asshole is to see them do it. Even if there is half a car length ahead of or behind them at the end of the block there could have been a Smart car or motorcycle there when they arrived.

If you actually see someone do it on purpose though then you should feel free to leave a note in the paint on their hood.

By: drip

drip — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:40:46 +0000

writing a facetious comment and then self-righteously defending yourself against your own facetious comment makes you a bad person.

By: Cool Bitch

Cool Bitch — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 07:16:33 +0000

“This is LA”- Sheryl Crow

By: jlassen

jlassen — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 06:25:21 +0000

What kind of breeder scum needs parking spots anyway? Everybody should ride bikes. Instead of leaving notes, donate your car to charity and get a bike.

LOL.

I half expected to see a couple dozen comments to this effect. I mostly agree with the sentiment, but as one of the breeder scum, I still feed the need to cart my baby around in a 2000Lb steel box, instead of on the back of an aluminum tube with 2 wheels. Does that make me a bad person?

-conflicted