Comments on: This guy can’t piss if there’s someone else in the bathroom with him

By: Mr Ektid Yuthe

Mr Ektid Yuthe — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 01:18:00 +0000

Without more information it’s hard to tell how much of a douche you are being. A 10 person line can form rather quickly, especially in a crowded bar. If the guy took about 5 minutes, give him a break, he’s trying to keep his condition from ruling his life. If it was a half hour, he should have been more considerate of others. I also suffer from this affliction, though I usually try to plan for it, I usually try to find low-key establishments nearby that have single-servs restrooms with locking doors, empty alleyways, go behind dumpsters or seek a wooded area. Sometimes I try to just push it out , but on one occasion when I was at a party held on a country road, this caused me to pass out, hitting my head on a friend’s truck and chipping a tooth. But, there are ways to be more considerate of others (even if others don’t possess the compassion to be considerate of those who do have such afflictions.) On the other hand, paruresis is covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act, so congratulations! You are publicly humiliating a disabled person! Know of any crippled or mentally handicapped people you would like to laugh at as well? Also, this problem has nothing to do with penis size, and everything to do with our natural fight-or-flight response, and a matter of synchronously relaxing the two sphincter muscles that control the flow of urine. It should also be noted that actor Ryan Reynolds has publicly stated that he also suffers from this problem, and as he has married and been involved with some of the most attractive women in Hollywood, it is rather silly to think there is anything slight about his equipment. Big dicks won’t pee if the two muscles won’t relax simultaneously. So, rather than making fun of people, why don’t you help them try to be at ease so they can relax and do the bodily function that so many people take for granted. Imagine if one day you woke up and couldn’t breath in public anymore. Wouldn’t that suck? And would you want people humiliating you for it?

By: No fish today

No fish today — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 10:57:11 +0000

I just saw this guy tonight at Pop’s. Dude seemed to be holdin on to his bladder tonight.

By: chalkman

chalkman — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:38:53 +0000

exactly, if I’m in that line, I’m pissing on his shield boys shoes….

By: chalkman

chalkman — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 06:37:35 +0000

By: wizzer

wizzer — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 04:04:29 +0000

Love your take on it. totally with you.

they are all a bunch of self entitled loser hipster boys.

By: SFNative

SFNative — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 01:13:23 +0000

I’m painfully shy in public bathrooms as well (possibly not to this gentlemen’s degree), but I’d never inconvenience everyone else in the venue this way, and I wouldn’t allow myself from being deterred by these numnuts.

By: AttF

AttF — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:40:55 +0000

someone’s lonely heart not make it into the happy ending machine?

By: Cranky Old Mission Guy

Cranky Old Mission Guy — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:57:20 +0000

As others have pointed out to me many times, being non-athletic is a real thing, especially as I am more than 15 years past my prime. Consequently, I no longer sign up for adult softball and require opposing pitchers to throw real slow and allow me more than 3 strikes.

Likewise, IF YOU CAN’T FUCKING PEE IN A PUBLIC TOILET WITHOUT A FUCKING GUARD, DON’T GO OUT DRINKING ENDLESS BEERS IN PUBLIC. Sure, if you’re in a wheelchair, we’ll be more than happy to stay out of your way so you can navigate the door. But don’t expect other people to coddle an otherwise healthy-looking person’s pathetic neurosis as if it was some kind of badge of honor.

On reflection, however, I suspect that some of the other people who commented are correct about the drug-oriented nature of this situation.

By: wizzer

wizzer — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:32:32 +0000

So, I’m wondering why the 10 guys in line were such pussies and didn’t just push on thru to take their pisses?

What’s with that?

But yea, the pee shy guy is weird and prob doing meth.

By: crikcrawler

crikcrawler — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:05:56 +0000

Regardless of the motive, the setting and clientele instantly denote a totally repugnant culture of deluded self absorbed drug and alcohol dependant shells obsessed with posturing, preening, and fulfilling their cliched ideal of a “goodtime”. Total psychosis.

By: barry

barry — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:04:47 +0000

Have you tried male enhancement. Get over yourself and your small member hahaha

By: ALWAYS HIGH

ALWAYS HIGH — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:45:54 +0000

I CAN’T SHIT IN THE URINAL UNLESS SOMEONE IS WATCHING

By: DomPara

DomPara — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:31:35 +0000

Does a patchy beard impede coke intake, or does it filter impurities?

By: klm

klm — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:24:06 +0000

blow

By: TigerUppercut

TigerUppercut — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 21:22:56 +0000

Punch in the grins, boot to the crotch. same for his little toady, too.