Comments on: Gross new look for winter: Belly button button

By: yoyo

yoyo — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 22:28:31 +0000

I’d like to see this with a bellybutton piercing version.

By: roller23rd

roller23rd — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 19:16:05 +0000

man, this is SO last year. yawn….

By: LawnDarter

LawnDarter — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:42:45 +0000

I just want to know where he got shirt so I can do a better job of wearing it…

By: moderniste

moderniste — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:20:56 +0000

“Lumpen Dude” has a kind of scruffy-but-lovable-saves-the-day ring to it.

By: MrEricSir

MrEricSir — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:14:50 +0000

I think the question on everyone’s minds is this: when will you get nipple buttons to match?

By: Fable Jay Scorcher

Fable Jay Scorcher — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 23:20:19 +0000

lol guys i was sticking out my stomach as egregiously as possible because the preggars look kinda emphasizes the button.

i would tell you to go write for yelp but “lumpen dude” is pretty hilarious. really want people to start calling me that irl.

By: moderniste

moderniste — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:51:41 +0000

Seriously. If you are going to rock the whole Western fitted shirt and skinny jeans thing, you need to be *whip thin*, which also means “put that beer down, lumpen dude”.

It’s the same sort of violation as the Female Muffin Top amongst podgy overconsumers-of-vegan-wheatmeats-and-red-wine.

That pin is kinda genius though, however strong it’s ick factor may be.

By: Nosmo King

Nosmo King — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:04:08 +0000

Go for the piercing, J.

By: Swanky

Swanky — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 19:30:47 +0000

Button is funny. Ill-fitting shirt, not so much.

By: Fable Jay Scorcher

Fable Jay Scorcher — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 18:25:57 +0000

hahaha cmon it’s a belly button! at least give me credit for being a little bit clever