Not to mention that the disco building boom is crowding out all the elf-dominated industries that were here FIRST.

so now we’re going to push the elves out to make way for newly minted Facebook millionaries? I remember years ago on Capp street when a couple of yuppie dot commers got their feelings hurt because some street elf made a disparaging comment. After they started yelling and trying to intimidate him, they got chased all the way back to their brand new beamer by the most savage pack of drugged out elves you have ever seen. These dudes were straight up ghetto and they scared the shit out of those pricks. It was glorious.

Now days the art school pricks just pass by and laugh when they see an Elf on the streets. It’s a sad time we are living in folks.