The rain is here. The weather masters say it will rain into the foreseeable future. We need this water. And not just to wash all the scum off of the streets. Hetch Hetchy is thirsty. This week it’s getting slizzered.
Seriously though, this city has a hard time with rain, so be careful out there. The Muni windows will fog up from inside, iPhones will be ruined inside wet pockets, bikes and cars will splash each other (mostly cars), 18th and Guerrero will flood, 17th and Capp will smell like sewage and Mission Creek will roar into our basements. Let’s weather this storm together, because, really, it’s just a little water.
lolwut
Please don’t use “slizzered” ever again.
Why not?
please work “slizzered” into every blog entry moving forward.
Dateline San Francisco:
Mass pandemonium in the streets as water falls from the sky! Reports of people giving up and laying down in the gutters to die as their protective umbrella devices fail! The fabric of society is torn asunder! The social contract is not waterproof!