Comments on: Attempted mugging in Clarion Alley by 3 kids with a half empty bottle of Coke http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/ Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:29:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 By: super real http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-86486 super real Sun, 15 Sep 2013 06:35:00 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-86486 Evidence of job is essential, being a financial institution
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]]> By: Ryan http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51660 Ryan Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:41:00 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51660 oh jesus…of course it can happen to me. if you would actually read what i wrote, instead of what you’d like to read, you’d see that it *did* happen to me. hence why i don’t do stupid shit like walk down alleys alone late at night whilst tipsy.

]]> By: fuckaknifeboi http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51470 fuckaknifeboi Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:27:34 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51470 yeah i got jumped last month by 2 kids prolly 18 yrs old. NW corner of 25th & bryant… thurs night at 12:15am.

I WALKED MY BIKE! DOOM DOOM DOOM….
( i was drinking and tired )

“AYYyyy you got some money?”
-skip hops in front of me-

“No, I aint got no money..”
-skateboard dude pulls up-

“Are you sure?”
-flashes knife thats bigger than mine at me-

“Yeah, I’m sure..”
-whip bicycle onto back wheel, backing away-

“AAAAaaa”
-knife dude slices my wrist while trying to take bicycle-
-skateboard dude holds trucks and punches me in lip/lower jaw-
-now im fallen in the intersection and traffic is stopping-
-they’re running into the darkness where i see others drinking beer and silently enjoying the fight-
-jump on bike, head toward their crew-

“Fuck YOU
FUCK YOU little knife boi!
FUCK YOU”

“Lets get him”
-pursuit for half block-
-and im outta there…-

]]> By: Frankie http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51443 Frankie Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:49:32 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51443 Word

]]> By: xBPx http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51439 xBPx Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:30:41 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51439 Maybe what’s going on is people who actually GREW UP in the Mission (went to public schools, live in public housing etc) get tired of dickhead transplant hipsters walking/biking/tagging the streets like they own them. Maybe they’re pissed cause the rent keeps climbing because who gives a fuck about working families when it’s more profitable to rent to “artists”. Maybe, who knows. Either way watch your backs at night, have RESPECT for your new home and the hardworking people struggling to survive there, and everything will be cool. Common Sense 101.

]]> By: pinche http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51333 pinche Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:23:28 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51333 ok, this was funny

]]> By: Daryl F. http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51300 Daryl F. Wed, 11 Apr 2012 16:41:40 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51300 I get it, if you can blame the victim’s behavior then that keeps you from feeling afraid. Just keep telling yourself it can’t happen to you . . .

]]> By: Ryan http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51281 Ryan Wed, 11 Apr 2012 07:32:36 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51281 @Lindsey & @Daryl F. – oh i’ve got compassion. but not for blatant stupidity. and Daryl, you’re right, that was a cop-out prefacing statement, which i retract — who the fuck walks down an alley, alone, tipsy, late at night? that is some straight-up Mark Ass Buster shit right there. you do stupid shit, you pay the consequences…i should know, i was mugged in Chicago one time for doing stupid shit (riding my bike in a shitty neighborhood late at night on a tiny side street, a bit tipsy). i got punched in the face, thankfully didn’t go down, but i learned my lesson: keep your shit together in public and don’t put yourself in unnecessarily stupid situations. sucks that this dude got mugged, and that violence seems to be on the rise in the Mission (or just better reported, i haven’t looked at the statistics)…but be realistic and keep in mind that you live in a Big-Ass City.

]]> By: Bordash http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51255 Bordash Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:40:17 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51255 muggings, or attempted muggings or whatnot, seem to be on the rise lately. a couple people tried to mug me near dear moms not long ago, there was that street fight on sixteenth, this… any more? people are getting antsy in the mission apparently.

]]> By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51253 Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:36:05 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51253 Wouldn’t lying about your address for the purpose of acquiring a concealed carry permit be all kinds of mega-illegal?

]]> By: airhead http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51213 airhead Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:22:25 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51213 Do you have a description of the attackers?

]]> By: scum http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51199 scum Tue, 10 Apr 2012 20:23:55 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51199 I have a couple of guns but I can’t legally carry them in The City.

]]> By: Out at all hours http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51197 Out at all hours Tue, 10 Apr 2012 20:12:13 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51197 Try looking and acting like you’re not a mark, herb. That’s the key. Attack first with a nice deep OG greeting and stare the lil Gs down. Get ready to swing and it’s all good. Peace on the streets y’all.

]]> By: ahsah http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51196 ahsah Tue, 10 Apr 2012 20:05:23 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51196 You can have a CCW license if you’re using a family members address. Just not a sf one. Also you can bring firearms here from other states, but you just have to comply with california’s ccw laws.

Basically watch out for those pesky tourists and subletters.

]]> By: GoodDaySir http://www.missionmission.org/2012/04/09/attempted-mugging-in-clarion-alley-by-3-kids-with-a-half-empty-bottle-of-coke/#comment-51191 GoodDaySir Tue, 10 Apr 2012 19:28:10 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38012#comment-51191 Maybe if the victim thought of that bottle as half-full none of this would have happened.

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