Comments on: Ketchup and ranch dressing bottles duke it out on the Dolores Park playground http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/ Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Tue, 28 Apr 2026 15:29:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 By: Stephen Hero http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-55107 Stephen Hero Mon, 28 May 2012 08:06:21 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-55107 Here’s the commercial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj5Aa–TytI&feature=share

]]> By: theloneliestmonk http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53883 theloneliestmonk Thu, 10 May 2012 20:29:05 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53883 Sriracha kicks both their asses. Although adding Tabasco to ketchup will do in a pinch.

]]> By: aesthete and melancholic http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53610 aesthete and melancholic Mon, 07 May 2012 23:18:03 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53610 No we cannot.

Hey, have you tried Miracle Whip? It’s a totes cool and hip alternative to boring old mayo.

]]> By: dave http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53374 dave Fri, 04 May 2012 18:23:07 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53374 This is a frickin commercial.

can we not get a second when someone isnt trying to sell us some crap…

]]> By: k http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53340 k Fri, 04 May 2012 00:41:42 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53340 +1

]]> By: Tiny Tim http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53336 Tiny Tim Fri, 04 May 2012 00:29:30 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53336 Another step towards privatizing public spaces–with advertising posing as fun. Let’s bar them and make it Hidden Ranch and Don’t Catch Up.
I’ve heard that soon kids frequenting the playground will be required to wear advertising patches on their shirts in order to gain admission. Doesn’t dolores mean “pain” in Spanish?
Vaya con dolores.

]]> By: Carmen Fabiola Lopez http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53332 Carmen Fabiola Lopez Fri, 04 May 2012 00:14:02 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53332 Me too! I would love to see bacon and butter fighting! that would be awesome!

]]> By: someJuan http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53319 someJuan Thu, 03 May 2012 22:12:10 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53319 Salsa disagrees with that statement.

]]> By: Ahsah http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53285 Ahsah Thu, 03 May 2012 19:03:01 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53285 Does that not speak to BBQs greatness?

]]> By: Jawl http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53276 Jawl Thu, 03 May 2012 17:45:08 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53276 I love how Ranch helps Ketchup up off the slide just to punch him.

]]> By: AK http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53275 AK Thu, 03 May 2012 17:39:41 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53275 Gooooo ranch!

]]> By: new http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53274 new Thu, 03 May 2012 17:38:51 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53274 BBQ sauce is a weak ass crutch for shittily cooked meats. Real BBQ needs no sauce.

That said, brown mustard is where its at.

]]> By: Ahsah http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53273 Ahsah Thu, 03 May 2012 17:30:42 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53273 If we’re gonna bring Sriracha into this then you may as use it with mayo instead

]]> By: Ahsah http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53272 Ahsah Thu, 03 May 2012 17:28:55 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53272 I could go one of two ways with this.

A) Either BBQ is just a really nice guy and offered to mow Mustards lawn while he was going through some things.

or

B) BBQ is mowing mustards lawn and plowing mrs mustard because Mustard doesn’t fulfill all of her needs

]]> By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/02/ketchup-and-ranch-dressing-bottles-duke-it-out-at-the-dolores-park-playground/#comment-53271 Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable Thu, 03 May 2012 17:10:22 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=38819#comment-53271 Barbeque sauce mows Mustard’s lawn.

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