Comments on: Dante’s minimalist new take on Weird Fish’s seitan buffalo wings

By: Deborrah

Deborrah — Thu, 16 Oct 2014 07:06:23 +0000

What kind of disgusting nonsense is that? Looks like something scooped up at the dog park. I think you should have lobbed it at the chef.

By: Jenny Bradley

Jenny Bradley — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 05:55:53 +0000

By: chalkman

chalkman — Fri, 18 May 2012 17:50:03 +0000

“Now” looks like a dried up swanson TV dinner salsbury steak, “Then” looks much better

By: GinGin

GinGin — Fri, 18 May 2012 16:54:24 +0000

I find it weird when people care really hard about what other people eat. Some vegans are like that toward omnivores, yes, but in San Francisco it seems to be the opposite. Why can’t we all just agree that self-proclaimed locavores are the worst?

Love,
A Vegan

By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable — Fri, 18 May 2012 15:20:57 +0000

(see above, re: hilarious self-righteousness about consumption choices)

By: Beau D.

Beau D. — Fri, 18 May 2012 08:25:35 +0000

I’m guessing you think people are more important than animals, and that’s why my argument is ridiculous. That’s where we disagree. I think it’s an egocentric shortcoming of our species. Why should your life be more precious than a cow’s? I understand the evolutionary compulsion to favor one’s own kind. But that’s the same mechanism that allowed for slave holders to think blacks were less than people. We overcame our evolutionary tendency to exclude others enough to expand our sphere of compassion to include all humans. Who’s to say people of the future won’t look back on people of today and be appalled by how terribly we treated animals?

By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable — Fri, 18 May 2012 08:04:52 +0000

I was trying to think of a way to make fun of you, but I couldn’t come up with anything more absoludicrous than your statement itself. Well played, loonytunes, well played.

By: Beau D.

Beau D. — Fri, 18 May 2012 07:52:34 +0000

I wonder if slave holders dismissed abolitionists as self righteous.

By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable — Fri, 18 May 2012 07:48:48 +0000

Aww, you say the sweetest things!

By: GrizzledMission

GrizzledMission — Fri, 18 May 2012 05:54:26 +0000

Really? Do they tell you someone forced them to be vegetarians?

By: Awaiting angry response

Awaiting angry response — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:37:26 +0000

Shouldn’t the old mission guy be sniffing your ass about now?

By: Cram the bootey

Cram the bootey — Fri, 18 May 2012 03:23:07 +0000

“Dietary restriction of my choosing” wtf? def havn’t heard that from any vegetarians…

By: ALWAYS HIGH

ALWAYS HIGH — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:21:18 +0000

its a good the the newer picture uses the cannon “butthole” camera

By: Bill

Bill — Fri, 18 May 2012 00:31:24 +0000

Just ignore herr dr. He is an ignorant fuck.

By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable — Fri, 18 May 2012 00:09:09 +0000

And, right there, you’ve more or less hit the nail on the head when it comes to why vegetarians are normal people and why vegans are a ridiculous cult.