Comments on: Mission Vegan: Hammerin’ Cha-Ya http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/ Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Mon, 27 Apr 2026 13:23:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 By: prklvr http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55190 prklvr Wed, 30 May 2012 00:57:41 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55190 You’re funny.

]]> By: D. Jon Moutarde http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55090 D. Jon Moutarde Sun, 27 May 2012 16:02:24 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55090 Uh-oh… urine over your head, now!

]]> By: @caroline http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55082 @caroline Sun, 27 May 2012 00:01:24 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55082 Did you remove the comment containing links to scientific studies documenting B12 deficiencies in vegans?

]]> By: fuckwit troll http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55081 fuckwit troll Sat, 26 May 2012 23:59:20 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55081 Is urine seasoning vegan?

]]> By: D. Jon Moutarde http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55080 D. Jon Moutarde Sat, 26 May 2012 23:32:38 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55080 Sadly, we die at dawn.

]]> By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55077 Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable Sat, 26 May 2012 21:19:29 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55077 Buck up, little camper! Tomorrow is a new day!

]]> By: D. Jon Moutarde http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55076 D. Jon Moutarde Sat, 26 May 2012 21:15:29 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55076 Of course, “the world is a wonderful place full of amazing things to be amused and delighted by” — what a shame that you chose to season it with your urine.

]]> By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55075 Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable Sat, 26 May 2012 20:42:33 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55075 Awww, that does sound like a bummer. You should try to cheer up, buddy! The world is a wonderful place full of amazing things to be amused and delighted by.

]]> By: D. Jon Moutarde http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55074 D. Jon Moutarde Sat, 26 May 2012 20:32:15 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55074 Actually, laughing at you darkens my day — it’s a dark kind of laugh, a contemptuous kind of laugh, the laugh of a man dying in a hospital room next to another man who is also dying while babbling incoherently about his fears and phobias.

The small laughs you generate are the gallows-humor of a pathetic race.

]]> By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55073 Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable Sat, 26 May 2012 20:08:55 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55073 If you really think that’s what’s going on here, then that is your prerogative. (There, I didn’t want you to feel let down by your prognosticational prowess.)

Seriously, though, what’s the downside? You get to think that I’m a “bigoted jerk” and laugh at me and, I assume, that brightens your day, just as laughing at you brightens my day. I mean, I can only assume that my opinion of you (or of fixies or of vegans or of anything else under the sun) matters to you as little as your opinion of me matters to me. So, again, it seems like everybody wins.

]]> By: D. Jon Moutarde http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55072 D. Jon Moutarde Sat, 26 May 2012 19:55:06 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55072 And the rest of us get to laugh at bigoted jerks like you. You’re the guy who gets his kicks from shitting in the punchbowl.

Go on, throw in one of the passive-aggressive “well, if that’s what you want to think” responses you’re so addicted to — you know you want to.

]]> By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55065 Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable Sat, 26 May 2012 18:39:57 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55065 *BOOM*

]]> By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55064 Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable Sat, 26 May 2012 18:39:04 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55064 Hooray! Another brand of the self-righteous shows up to lecture us on how we’re hypocrites! Man, I wish I had some popcorn, this should be good.

]]> By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55063 Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable Sat, 26 May 2012 18:37:12 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55063 I can’t speak for other people posting here, but at least for myself I can say that my feelings on vegans pretty closely mirror my feelings on fixies. I’m glad they exist because whenever I encounter one it gives me something to laugh at, and thereby brightens my day. As I’ve said elsewhere, people get to ride their ridiculous fixies and that apparently makes them happy, and people get to make their self-righteous consumption choices and that apparently makes them happy. And the rest of us get to laugh at them for those transportation and/or consumption choices, which makes us happy. EVERYBODY WINS.

]]> By: D. Jon Moutarde http://www.missionmission.org/2012/05/23/mission-vegan-hammerin-cha-ya/#comment-55050 D. Jon Moutarde Sat, 26 May 2012 05:21:17 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=39685#comment-55050 Awww… did your widdle feelings get hurt, snookums?

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