Comments on: CONTEST: Win a massive Hard French Pride party VIP prize pack!

By: Bethany

Bethany — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 20:13:30 +0000

10:09 PM HST

By: Bethany

Bethany — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 20:09:23 +0000

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

By: Chad Ewing

Chad Ewing — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 23:19:34 +0000

Will I get ejected from the party if I hard dance, hard cruise or hard french too hard? is there such thing as too hard?

By: Joe Wiley

Joe Wiley — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 19:54:26 +0000

HELP!! HELP!! I’m trapped in a hole several miles beneath the unexciting surface of the planet Gaydumb!!! Please pick me so I can evacuate this unjiggalicious sphere at once!! I’ll be bracing myself for a Hard French re-entry….Thought I wouldn’t, knew I would….

By: Alex W

Alex W — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 07:33:23 +0000

How does DJ Carnita have the time and energy to be a jet-setting, famous, sexy spinmeister as well as a kick-ass-and-take-names political animal?

Hmmm, will flattery get me nowhere? In that case: How many sitting (or former I guess) Supervisors will be in the house getting jiggy with us?

By: el gringo

el gringo — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 07:20:52 +0000

Dear Hard Frenchers,

Since the majority of you prance around in jorts that far exceed the likes of Daisy Dukes, I was wondering if you had any insight into how one keeps their trouser snake from making an appearance while proceeding to ‘Have a KiKi?’

sincerely,

Perverted

By: SFKix

SFKix — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 05:39:15 +0000

Will there be a crowning of a Hard French Queen?

By: HP

HP — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 05:00:44 +0000

Whatever happened to the cat? The sick cat that the first Hard French was supposedly a fundraiser for. Did it live?

By: shani

shani — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 04:43:47 +0000

I’m a hungry queer, what kind of tasty treats will you have to eat? I recommend chicken waffles …breast meat n syrup sweet

By: pridetastic

pridetastic — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 02:49:44 +0000

Hey Hard French: Does Mission Mission have any homosexuals blogging on their site or do we just get some face time cause its pride month?

By: Esteban

Esteban — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 00:36:58 +0000

What can I do to ensure that I make out with at least ONE member of SSION this weekend?

By: Katie D

Katie D — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 00:31:29 +0000

Dearest Hard French,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could f*&king dance the night away??

(Answer: as much wood as he/she/it/they want, as long as they did it with love, personality, and style.)

Cannot wait to see you all this weekend.

By: smammies

smammies — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 23:40:38 +0000

Hey hard French,

Can there ever be too much booty in the pants? I’m ready to dance dance dance dance…..pick me! Pretty please!

By: Hard French

Hard French — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 23:27:38 +0000

YES – Emmy’s Spaghetti Shack will be serving meatbal sandwiches and salads and the Grilled Cheez Guy will be serving… grilled cheese!

By: AlltheWaywithMikeyK

AlltheWaywithMikeyK — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 23:27:11 +0000

Hard French,

Hey Toots. Long time lover, first time scriber.

As someone who will be hosting an animal collective of rootin’, tootin’ (not to mention fruitin’) dandies from out of town, i want to ensure my ‘united colors of benneton’ chums that your pridefest is the perfect representation of san frantastic. Not to encourage you to toot your own horn (lord knows we all try), but can you politely get your brag on and affirm your long-standing dominance for funk, love and adventure?

A Dash of Oregano,

All the Way with Mikey k