Ritualistic reptile murder (but it’s fake, don’t worry)

Here’s a really complicated way to lock up your bike (featuring The Club)

(Thanks, Edmundo!)

When a teenager demands you let him kickflip your skateboard in a BART station and you stand there biting your nails that he doesn’t kickflip it straight onto the BART tracks

Panda on the hood of this old Volvo eats, shoots, and leaves (and then sleeps on the mattress in the back)

When your strap breaks, just cram your guitar down the front of your pants

That’s Petey from Thee Oh Sees hangin’ tuff toward the end of Saturday night’s tour opener at the Uptown in Oakland. They hit the road for a while and then end up at GAMH early next month!

(So many great unexpected uses for your jeans today!)

Growing tomatoes in your old jeans

Our pal Doug over at Ice Tubes (the best blog about living in the Haight and surfing) spied this incredibly trippy-looking way to recycle your old jeans somewhere in the Haight. Read all about it.

I’d try it with my old jeans, but I think they might be too full of holes.

Poor man’s helmet

It looks a hell of a lot cooler than that stupid invisible helmet, but does it do the jobs? Probs.

[via Peter Sutherland]

Guacamole is good on anything

On a bowl of Chex:

On a sushi roll:

Anything else? Anything it wouldn’t be good on? I’m at a loss.

[via C'mon Pony and Honey Jets]

Your complicated feelings about Valencia Street

[via Talent Is An Asset]

Screw the cab, I’m just gonna take a nap on this car instead

Just wake me up when it’s time for brunch.

Aren’t weekends in the Mission just grand?