Comments on: Miscommunications with your bartender http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/ Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Mon, 27 Apr 2026 13:23:14 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 By: Bordash http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65495 Bordash Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:56:33 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65495 winner.

]]> By: damian http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65428 damian Sat, 27 Oct 2012 00:26:02 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65428 my friend bets several bikers in front of a bar(for a big drink) that he can prove hes jesus christ;okay;they says;but if ya lose..your payin up;my friend walks into the bar with the crew;and as soon as the bartender sees my friend;yells”JESUS CHRIST!!!!”ARE YOU BACK HERE AGAIN!!!!???”

]]> By: wolfy http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65427 wolfy Sat, 27 Oct 2012 00:20:22 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65427 arguing wether bud light tastes great;or is less filling

]]> By: Stu http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65374 Stu Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:50:32 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65374 Ok then, how bout a Pepsi-Free?

]]> By: Josh Ellingson http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65372 Josh Ellingson Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:36:14 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65372 It should be noted that I’d already had a few and probably wasn’t speaking clearly. This is how alcoholics happen.

]]> By: SlideSF http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65362 SlideSF Thu, 25 Oct 2012 19:03:40 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65362 Patron – You got PBR?

Bartender – No.

Patron – What’s the cheapest thing here?

Bartender – You.

]]> By: iphoneuser http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65357 iphoneuser Thu, 25 Oct 2012 18:01:38 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65357 Siri is getting mad at this article.

]]> By: tuffy http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65316 tuffy Thu, 25 Oct 2012 06:41:41 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65316 Thanks to both of you who over-enunciated “Paps Smear” to me tonight. Next time, I’m gonna add a shot of grenadine.

]]> By: fish http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65305 fish Thu, 25 Oct 2012 02:47:06 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65305 hahaha

]]> By: waffle iron curtain http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65270 waffle iron curtain Wed, 24 Oct 2012 22:26:36 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65270 Actually the bartender got it right this time:

A Liberal, a Moderate and a Conservative walk into a Bar.

Bartender: “Hi Mitt.”

]]> By: Crabby Monkey http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65257 Crabby Monkey Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:11:28 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65257 “Tab? We don’t sell Tab since they ban cyclamates! We got only Diet Coke!”

]]> By: Brillo http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65255 Brillo Wed, 24 Oct 2012 21:05:53 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65255 “Tab? I can’t give you a Tab unless you order something!”

]]> By: Crabby Monkey http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65251 Crabby Monkey Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:58:22 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65251 Bartender: Here you go, sir, just as you ordered.

Patron: [no tip]

]]> By: milkshake lover http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65247 milkshake lover Wed, 24 Oct 2012 20:20:20 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65247 Patron: What’s your best cocktail?
Bartender: A beer and a shot.

]]> By: scum http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/23/miscommunications-with-your-bartender/#comment-65243 scum Wed, 24 Oct 2012 19:57:47 +0000 http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44253#comment-65243 Me: Im wasted, what wont make me puke?
Bartender: You leaving.

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