Comments on: Package thief fought off with bear spray

By: dvtdl?

dvtdl? — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 04:29:45 +0000

@Crab y Monkey, damn. I think I was drunk when I wrote that…

By: Freedrinker

Freedrinker — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 01:02:15 +0000

Boyfriend? heheh.

By: Bernard

Bernard — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 23:39:59 +0000

This chic is fricken Psycho. She chased him with a sword. Ever heard of calling the Police? I feel bad for her boyfriend.

By: Crab y Monkey

Crab y Monkey — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 17:39:50 +0000

You’re welcome! We Irish often lapse into poetry, when drunk.

By: LibertyHiller

LibertyHiller — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 16:34:00 +0000

It wasn’t that long ago that UPS etc. wouldn’t leave anything that wasn’t signed for, or secured behind a gate or building door. They did this because, y’know, SF has a lot of shady people walking the street.

I’m not sure why they changed their minds and think it’s OK to treat the Mission and Bernal like they’re Blackhawk. I have to remember to ask the driver next time a package arrives.

By: thuglifecrunk187

thuglifecrunk187 — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 09:12:08 +0000

that s racial!

By: dvtdl?

dvtdl? — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 08:12:56 +0000

“rhetorically demonstrate your moral emptiness”

poetry.

By: Ariel Dovas

Ariel Dovas — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:56:51 +0000

Waiting to see how amusingly far off topic you guys can get . . .

By: Hmm

Hmm — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:34:36 +0000

“get a room you two”

By: Crab y Monkey

Crab y Monkey — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:25:10 +0000

So, we’ve established that you’re incapable of reading English at a 7th grade level, thanks. I’m not surprised, given the woeful state of public education, these days (not to mention your abhorrence of the shift key). Is there some way that I can rhetorically demonstrate your moral emptiness that you are more likely to comprehend?

Oh, wait…

Um…

How about, “YOU POOPY DOO DOO HEAD DUM DUM!”

There you go.

By: thanks

thanks — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 00:02:20 +0000

i’m not going to try and decipher what you wrote there. try again in English.

By: Crab y Monkey

Crab y Monkey — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 20:57:33 +0000

So you’re saying that you are totally OK with people stealing other people’s stuff, because you’re NOT OK with people trying to figure out how to prevent people stealing other people’s stuff?

By: thanks

thanks — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:47:41 +0000

but that would eliminate the opportunity to violently assault someone and then brag about it.

By: GG

GG — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 19:13:14 +0000

Sadly, pretty sure no one who’s heard me play guitar would be generous enough to call me a “musician”…

By: chalkman

chalkman — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 18:48:34 +0000

hey, I heard you were dead