Comments on: Don’t order a double mocha at Philz or they will laugh at you

By: blurgh

blurgh — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 23:47:58 +0000

I’ve also ordered a mocha here because sometimes i want some fucking chocolate in my coffee. No one ever gave me any shit about it either. whatever.

By: blurgh

blurgh — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 23:46:35 +0000

Except they DO serve espresso. That was my drink for the longest time. They pour espresso over the espresso. The shit is crack. And each and every time the barista asked: “You HAVE had this before, right?!?”

Phil told me once to only drink a little bit of it, then keep it on my counter overnight.

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 20 Sep 2013 18:05:17 +0000

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 20 Sep 2013 18:02:04 +0000

Because its too hard to read their menu and see what they offer? Dont blame others for your lack of effort, or illiteracy. Either way your loss, their coffee is the bomb.

By: Corinne

Corinne — Fri, 20 Sep 2013 01:32:05 +0000

Similar experience. Went in for the first time a while back and like an apparently uneducated FOOL, ordered a cappuccino at the front. The barista’s response was a snide smile and a “Yeah, welcome to Philz.” Confused, I responded with “Hi” and got a “Ok, we do things a little different around here…”.

Looked to my friend and had her order me whatever she was getting. Pretty good but maaaan did that barista shame me.

By: Rent Marathe

Rent Marathe — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 07:03:06 +0000

The smoothies at four barrels are awesome!

I strongly recommend the Burna Vista Blast.

By: tuffy

tuffy — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 02:27:37 +0000

So now this blog is press releases from approved restaurants and negative yelp reviews for the rest?

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 18 Sep 2013 22:16:38 +0000

Phuck Philz

By: dave

dave — Wed, 18 Sep 2013 20:16:11 +0000

Some questions: The mocha orderer’s name is given as Lauren. Yet, the barista addressed her as “Ashley. Sweetie.” Now, I suspect the “sweetie” part is hyperbole. But what about the “Ashley” part? Is calling someone “Ashley” a new way to condescend to girls who seem fake, vapid, and Barbie-doll like?
Is “Ashley. Sweetie,” a catch phrase in some movie I don’t know about? Or is Lauren using poetic license to make us know how she really felt?

By: Yeeup

Yeeup — Wed, 18 Sep 2013 05:24:08 +0000

Yeeup

By: Skeptical

Skeptical — Wed, 18 Sep 2013 03:40:14 +0000

Let’s face it: mochas are for soccer moms and high schoolers. Also, it’s not that hard to read a menu.

By: Girl

Girl — Wed, 18 Sep 2013 00:49:34 +0000

Philz makes their own version of a mocha and other flavored coffe drinks, why didnt she just recommended one of those and explain their whole schpeil. Unnesccesary bitchassnes.

By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 23:31:19 +0000

(well, that and the fact that the whole “one-cup-at-a-time” fad is total bullshit)

By: Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable

Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 23:30:33 +0000

That sort of attitude is exactly the reason I don’t go to Philz. *shrug*

By: Milk Steak

Milk Steak — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 23:21:48 +0000

Ha! The amount of attitude I get from my drug dealer is way worse.