Segway poodle guy

You know him, you love him. And in case you don’t, Mission local Meesha explains:

I really like this guy. Rolls by on his Segway daily blasting some of the best low rider oldie jams on the daily. Today was particularly special, as he had a poodle tucked under his arm whilst sucking on a lollipop! What a legend.

Read on for more striking visuals.

29 Responses to “Segway poodle guy”

  1. Andy says:

    Let’s ellis act him, techies need apartments.

  2. Nick says:

    Too bad he likes to zip in/out of people on the sidewalk going pretty fast. Heads up, SF banned them from the sidewalks back in 2002… I’ve yelled at him to slow down on 2 occasions, but no response.

    Segway guy, how about you slow down since you’re on a narrow sidewalk with a bunch of people. Or hay, why not use the street if you want to max our your Segway @ 12.5 mph. This isn’t a race at Monaco and you aren’t Nicki Lauda.

    • john says:

      Sorry if you experienced that my friend…I’m always courteous to everyone around me and keep my speed at safe travels. What you think is maxed out is not. I have never even come remotely close to hitting anyone, but you do have the right to be heard, and I hear you very clearly. Peace and Happy holidays to you.

  3. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Get off the fucking sidewalk, Gob!

  4. scum says:

    The guy is a jerk. And are those Crocs?

  5. Milk Steak says:

    I’ve seen him at Gestalt. Zipping up to the bar, ordered a beer, put the beer in the front basket with the poodle, zipped over to the window, drank the beer while standing on the Segway, then zipped back to the bar to deposit the empty glass and zipped right out the door again. Not once did he get off the damn thing. And yes he also goes pretty fast for being INDOORS.

  6. MrEricSir says:

    I wonder if Segway poodle guy has ever met heavy metal cat stroller guy?

  7. Whut says:

    Douchey is as douchey does.

  8. missionking says:

    you guys are some whiny biatches…

  9. zging says:

    This guy makes me happy. LAY OFF

    • honeypouf says:

      Me too! This is the only way I’ve seen him, with dog in tow. I haven’t even been living there (back home), yet I see this guy every time I visit town.

  10. thepixelsuite says:

    In all his indoor glory: https://vine.co/v/hmlH32nuHPA

  11. lindylula says:

    This guy rules! Makes me chuckle every time I see him. Living life large.

  12. Schlub says:

    I appreciate this dude’s Mission attitude and charm, but agree he’s obnoxious by riding on the sidewalk. Have almost been run down by him a few times. C’mon, dude, get off the frikking sidewalk – esp. on 24th st. Same with people who bicycle on the sidewalk – wtf?

    • honeypouf says:

      Don’t like it? Get the hell outta here. Bikin’ on 24th since 1994.

      • troll says:

        Nah – get off the sidewalk. Bike ON 24th. I’ve been doing it for years, too, and it’s quite easy, I promise. Don’t be scurred!

    • john says:

      Sorry Ill keep that fresh in the mind from here out Schlub, but just to let you know, most people are happy greeting and talking with me, and petting my Beautiful heartwarming toy poodle named Rocco, It’s more intimate and joyfully fulfilling for most of us. But dully noted

  13. alabama street says:

    Don’t hate! This guy is my neighbor and one of the sweetest humans ever. His dog Rocco is adorable. Other neighbors and I have considered hiring him as a life coach. He is stoked at all times. Being that he went through the tragic loss of his girlfriend only a year or two ago, he’s doing pretty well and always optimistic.

  14. lol says:

    ive seen him catch footballs in that thing

  15. lol says:

    erm — on*

  16. Lindylula says:

    Hands down I have never seen anyone as happy as he is to be alive.