My old college friends are mopping up on Wall Street. The only mopping I'm doing is mopping up the floors of women's restrooms on Van Ness.
— David Enos (@davidenos) January 25, 2014
All my friends are married and own dogs. The only dogs I know are the haggard men that chase me up Van Ness asking, "Dollar for BART, dog?"
— David Enos (@davidenos) January 25, 2014
Everybody's buying a house these days. The only house I'm buying is a $249.00 DVD set of the complete third season of Fox's "House".
— David Enos (@davidenos) January 25, 2014
Everybody gets their shoes polished on Van Ness. The only "Polishing" I'm doing on Van Ness is polishing off a Tommy's Joynt meatball sub.
— David Enos (@davidenos) January 25, 2014
Why David isn’t headlining Sketchfest this year I will never know.
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Back in the day when Polk Street was the major Gay street in San Francisco, the joke was:
Q. What do you do if you drop your wallet on Polk Street?
A. Kick it down to Van Ness, bend over, and pick it up.