Mission Mission » corporate manglomerates http://www.missionmission.org Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Tue, 28 Apr 2026 21:48:41 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 Breaking: Manglomerate EDW Lynch Leaving the SF Romantic Market http://www.missionmission.org/2010/06/17/breaking-manglomerate-edw-lynch-leaving-the-sf-romantic-market/ http://www.missionmission.org/2010/06/17/breaking-manglomerate-edw-lynch-leaving-the-sf-romantic-market/#comments Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:19:01 +0000 Vic Wong http://missionmission.wordpress.com/?p=15146

Breaking news from EDW Lynch himself:

Dear Sir:

Because you serve the vital purpose of informing the Mission public about important matters, we would be remiss if we failed to inform you that EDW Lynch is leaving the San Francisco Romantic Market effective 8:00pm yesterday. Sorry ladies.

EDW Lynch is a Mission-based man-corporate hybrid (corporate manglomerate) that has begun holding press conferences at the Amnesia Open Mic on Tuesdays.

With best regards,

EDW Lynch
Chairman and CEO
EDW Lynch, CM

DICTATED BUT NOT READ

cc: Legal, Partner Management

This is hot on the heels of the LJBF (Let’s Just Be Friends) incident several weeks ago:

No word on what happened to his previous English accent.

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