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		<title>BART Anniversary Tickets</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 21:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vic Wong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cranky Old Mission Guy posted these terrific BART anniversary tickets. They really stepped it up with the 1992 Back to the Future-inspired design. Has anyone seen 2002&#8242;s? Also let&#8217;s not forget that the 2012 anniversary tickets are right around the corner, if we survive the meteor.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cranky_old_mission_guy/">Cranky Old Mission Guy</a> posted these terrific <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cranky_old_mission_guy/5433202331/">BART anniversary tickets</a>. They really stepped it up with the 1992 Back to the Future-inspired design. Has anyone seen 2002&#8242;s? Also let&#8217;s not forget that the 2012 anniversary tickets are right around the corner, if we survive the meteor.</p>
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		<title>&quot;Get Off My Sidewalk, You Damn Kids&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2010/08/02/get-of-my-sidewalk-you-damn-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 23:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vic Wong</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody has lawns in the Mission, so if you&#8217;re cranky and old, you&#8217;ll have to settle for defending your sidewalks. As Cranky Old Mission Guy reminds us: People think I&#8217;m lying when I tell them that all this stuff is illegal. I guess I can&#8217;t blame them, because the police mostly ignore these infractions. The [&#8230;]]]></description>
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<p>Nobody has lawns in the Mission, so if you&#8217;re cranky and old, you&#8217;ll have to settle for defending your sidewalks. As <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cranky_old_mission_guy/4854011227/">Cranky Old Mission Guy</a> reminds us:</p>
<blockquote><p>People think I&#8217;m lying when I tell them that all this stuff is illegal. I guess I can&#8217;t blame them, because the police mostly ignore these infractions. The biggest reaction I&#8217;ve ever seen was a cop turning his head, briefly, to tell one #####, ####-###### ####### to get off the sidewalk. Then they both pretended it never happened and went on their ways undisturbed.</p></blockquote>
<p>What do you think is behind the ### marks? My guess is &#8220;goddamned, mother-fucking asshole&#8221;</p>
<p>Seriously, though. Don&#8217;t ride on sidewalks. (Okay, okay&#8230; <em>maybe</em> if you accidentally turn down a one-way street and gotta ride it out until the next block. But even then, wear a defeated &#8220;I just fucked up&#8221; look and apologize profusely to every pedestrian you pass.)</p>
<p>[via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cranky_old_mission_guy/4854011227/">C.O.M.G.'s Flickr</a>]</p>
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		<title>This Morning on Clarion Alley&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.missionmission.org/2009/10/24/this-morning-on-clarion-alley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:07:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kat Malinowska</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Cranky Old Mission Guy: CAMP seems to have forgotten the murals (and other street art) in favor of the amplified noise festival. That leaves it up to the locals to improve the view.]]></description>
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<p>From Cranky Old Mission Guy:</p>
<blockquote><p>CAMP seems to have forgotten the murals (and other street art) in favor of the amplified noise festival. That leaves it up to the locals to improve the view.</p></blockquote>
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