Mission Mission » mission vegan http://www.missionmission.org Saluting San Francisco's Mission District Sat, 25 Apr 2026 18:47:16 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.6.1 Mission Vegan: Satan worshipping http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/28/mission-vegan-satan-worshipping/ http://www.missionmission.org/2012/10/28/mission-vegan-satan-worshipping/#comments Mon, 29 Oct 2012 02:08:36 +0000 Ginny Mies http://www.missionmission.org/?p=44352

You know I meant seitan! This joke has been done a million times on a million vegan menus. Just kidding!! A million vegan menus is something that will only happen when hell freezes over. The Mission, however, is abundant with seitan-based dishes with diabolic names. So light a black candle and get your cloven hooves on these demonic, gluten-y treats:

  • The Hell Fish Taco (Dante’s Weird Fish): Seitan, avocado, and pico de gallo in a taco formation.
  • Devil Burger (St. Francis): Seitan piled on top of a vegan burger? Well, okay!
  • Satan’s Philly Cheese-fake (Bender’s): The most evil thing about this sandwich is the number cocktails I seem to accompany it with.

Happy Halloweek! Here’s a Mercyful Fate song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8M6_Vpy86c

[image via cross_stitch_ninja]

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