Missed Connections brings us a cautionary tale of feet and socks and couches at cafes:
Quick etiquette tips to the cafe goer (mission district)
• Do not remove your shoes in a cafe.
• Do not then wind those sweaty-ass feet under you on the couch.
• Especially don’t do that when your fucking socks LOOK LIKE THIS.
Seriously. It’s fucking gross.
Seriously.
Now can we determine which cafe this is so we can all stay the hell off that couch?
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I’m pretty sure by the white cup with a red logo in the foreground, this cafe is none other than Ritual.
Yep. It’s Ritual.
Yet you’ll sit on BART and Muni…
I’m so glad that hipsters can also be seen as fucking pigs.
cause some of them are.
great post. That guy must be so embarrassed.
yes, he’s obviously a hipster, he’s between the ages of 20 and 40 and breathing.
nope. pants too baggy. does not qualify. sorry.
Gross. I’ve seen people do this at bars too, as in take their shoes off and put their feet up on the table. This isn’t your living room, people!!
Now that Ritual has finally gotten their seating back, this is what happens?
Probably put the rest of his cold coffee in a paper cup, took a few sips as he left then lovingly placed it on someone’s steps or even better “hid” the piece of used garbage in a bush. Love that clean hipster way of littering…
And then he put is fixed-gear bicycle back into his SUV and drove back to his McMansion in Orinda.
/amidoingitrite?
I’m so glad the fashion police are out and embarrassing complete strangers. That’s what makes the Mission so charming: patronizing, judgmental and lacking empathy.
i think this is less about fashion and more about hygiene . . .
How’s this different from girls in flip-flops who do the same thing?
No kidding. You see the bottom of their feet sometimes? Look like they just came back from a hiking excursion through the Amazon.