Look, I’m a cyclist, I usually despise motorists, but, this does sound fun. Your delivery would have to be pitch perfect though. Let’s all work on it and reconvene in a few weeks.
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I prefer to randomly yell “WATCH OUT” while walking down the street.
Try it with me.
one FEWER car
one FEEEWWWER car
Yes, for god’s sake! Those SFBC shirts drive me crazy, and I’m a member!
YES, and THANK YOU!! Every time I see those shirts this illiteracy sticks in my craw.
Another fun, head-fucking thing to do is: whenever you see someone riding a bike on the sidewalk, stop & ask “Do you want to DIE? Are you ready to DIE today?”
Yeah, sounds like a hoot. Probably also works great as a pickup line.
Don’t forget to mention Lance Armstrong for additional yuks.
And when you see a skateboarder, have your limo driver pull over so you can yell something about Tony Hawk and training for the X-games.
answer : are YOU OK? you’re looking a little atrophied there
I always want to ask this to smoking hot dudes running in the park. A whistle to get their attention & mess up their stride & then WHAMMO – hey! you need a ride somewhere?
Yeah, to your mom’s house.
I grew up in the midwest, where people always did this to me if I was walking or biking somewhere. Like (why are you NOT in a car?). And they were not being condescending; just trying to be helpful.