Equality for ass gasketeers!

By the way, the Monday special at Pi Bar is slices of Death by Mushroom for $3.14. Death by Mushroom is a mushroom pizza with a Death and Taxes Black Beer sauce. Pair it with a pint of Death and Taxes Black Beer? Delightful.

Plus amusing stuff in the bathroom.

5 Responses to “Equality for ass gasketeers!”

  1. ha! i was in there for the first time saturday night and noticed that dry shoes shine, but there was no assgaskets reference so that must be super new!

    wait, what the hell are assgaskets?

  2. Glenparker says:

    I’ve always referred to them as “Iranian life preservers.”

  3. scum says:

    Ass gaskets and piss biscuits.

  4. Sweet T says:

    Does the writer mean that they think ass gaskets should also be a flushable item, or that they would like everyone to be able to go home with dry shoes as well as dry ass gaskets?