It’s official: Trees hate cyclists too

How else to explain this targeted arboreal sabotage of the bike lane?  Notice how the street is clear everywhere except where you are supposed to ride your bicycle.  All this kumbaya shit about saving the Earth together be damned–the trees have just been fucking with us this whole time!

Let’s go deforest some Amazon, Critical Mass.

2 Responses to “It’s official: Trees hate cyclists too”

  1. W x says:


  2. squak says:

    Hah. This is actually one of the reasons why bike lanes are bad: if you share with cars, you get the street sweeping effect of many fast big things for free; bikes have much less sweeping effect. (I imagine here parked cars blocked the leaves in the first place?)