Mission Mission

[via Dylan Jay]

Noticed these blossoms late last night!

Local geriatric anthropologist David Enos just published some interesting new findings:

Older people are invested in the actual physical details of their change in a way that we are not. They like the bill to be exceptionally crisp if possible. No visible creases. Fresh from the US Mint, a bank vault, a villain’s loot. If it is crisp, their eyes light up and they admire its crispness. That bill is probably going into someone’s birthday card. They are also made anxious by any bill smaller than a five.

Read on.

[via Austin Kamps]

Congrats to Sexpigeon & Co. on this impressive feat of home engineering. And happy birthday, Jen!

[via Sexpigeon]

Can you believe it’s January? I love January in Dolores Park.

[via Chloe]

Now what’s for dinner?

[via Mid West Coast]

It’s spider season. Watch your step.

[via Storts]

Her Majesty’s Secret Beekeeper is now selling fresh eggs, straight from the source — four feathery fluffball hens living in their storefront. I guess that’s what those available chicks were about.

Seriously though, are these not the fluffiest chickens ever, or am I such a city mouse that I don’t know what real chickens look like?

I mean, look at them!

It’s like in John Carpenter’s Vampires when the vampires figure out how to perform that ancient incantation that lets them finally walk in the daylight — horrific!

[via Baby Goblin]