Serious new KronnerBurger-related cocktail menu to debut in the upstairs Pussycat Lounge at Bruno’s this Friday (also, pole dancing)

A little birdie tipped us off that changes were afoot at Bruno’s (#yearofpaul), so we followed up. Acclaimed KronnerBurger barkeep Gabriel Lowe confirms the news thusly:

I’m unveiling a cocktail menu in the pussycat lounge (private room upstairs at Bruno’s) this Friday night. There may be a password. There may or may not be girls doing acrobatic (not stripping) pole performances dressed up like kittens. Kittens are hard to book short notice.

Awesome! Thanks, KronnerBurger for progressively giving us more and more reasons to venture further and further into the belly of Bruno’s.

[Both photos by Matthew Davis]

18 Responses to “Serious new KronnerBurger-related cocktail menu to debut in the upstairs Pussycat Lounge at Bruno’s this Friday (also, pole dancing)”

  1. Kenny Powers says:

    People say Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That’s not true. I love women. Every fucking one of them, even the ugly as shit ones. But don’t ask me to trust ‘em. Not even nuns, because every pair of tits comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can’t fill.

  2. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    It is as douchey as Bruno’s? Signs point to yes.

  3. Old Mission Neighbor says:

    I love Brunos.

  4. commentariatsays says:

    WOW. NEVER KNEW THAT MISSION MISSION WOULD ACTUALLY JUMP THE SHARK.

  5. Mike says:

    Hard to believe Bruno’s used to be cool.

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