Gone in 15 seconds

Watch this bike thief defeat what looks like two separate locks in probably less than 15 seconds:

Contact info is on the YouTube page if you happen to have any helpful info for the victim.

5 Responses to “Gone in 15 seconds”

  1. IHateSF says:

    Wait. The reward is $1,500? Did he steal more than one bike? I’m sorry you lost your bike and I can imagine the sinking feeling in your stomach when you walked outside. But. I might have laughed when I read the title card. And maybe in the three years since I left San Francisco 21st and Bryant has become the kind of corner where you can cool an apple pie in the window sill and leave your front door unlocked. I doubt that. It would be nice if the Mission were the kind of place where you could park an incredibly expensive bike in the open and not have it stolen, but then it wouldn’t be the Mission.

  2. szfofa says:

    HAHAHA how old are you? referring to pies in the window go on with your dumb ass. $1500 in 2015 not 1950 or whatever decade you were a kid in.

  3. stiiv says:

    Wait. The reward is $1,500? Did he steal more than one car? I’m sorry you lost your car and I can imagine the sinking feeling in your stomach when you walked outside. But. I might have laughed when I read the title card. And maybe in the three years since I left San Francisco 21st and Bryant has become the kind of corner where you can cool an apple pie in the window sill and leave your front door unlocked. I doubt that. It would be nice if the Mission were the kind of place where you could park an incredibly expensive car in the open and not have it stolen, but then it wouldn’t be the Mission.

  4. plum says:

    So really though people. If we can make an expensive bike, why can’t god give us a fucking SECURITY CAMERA WITH DECENT RESOLUTION?!