A New Universe Just Three Blocks Away

Queen Larbs recently relocated from a beloved apartment on Albion to new digs closer to the park:

Had you asked me three months ago, I would’ve sworn Albion is my jam and I would NEVER leave. Fast forward to now and I will admit that shit was foul. From the abundance of human dookies to the plethora of hooligans, I’m glad I’ve grown out of Al-beezy fo’ sheezy.

Read on.

9 Responses to “A New Universe Just Three Blocks Away”

  1. Pauly says:

    what address on Albion? the crack side or the heroin side?

  2. Eric says:

    Yeah, but there’s a mini-street on Albion. You won’t find three-inch tall doors and 1-inch windows anywhere else in this city.

  3. tec@te says:

    Albion can have its bad moments, but so can any other block in the Mish. I think it’s nicer closer to 17th but it can be gnarly right at 16th. I wish the po-po’s would do something more than turn a blind eye to all of the drug activity around there, especially with all of the cool shit there is to do in that hood.

  4. Al-beezy fo’ sheezy says:

    Not to mention that our street hosted the one and only 4th of July BBQ that featured tailgating out of a Duggan’s hearse.

    Sure there is some foul shit, but it’s still my jam, truly and lovingly. Love you, Albie.

  5. Corinna says:

    Definitely the crack side. But also the coke side. Additionally, the gnarly side, as it was right by 16th.

  6. tec@te says:

    which side is the crack side? towards valencia gardens or towards the police station? is either one better than the other?

  7. albionalley says:

    i’m glad you get to live in a golden bubble 20 feet away. we will all try not to embarass you with our filth from the gutter we’re laying in.


    your next door neighbors

  8. Jamie says:

    Ohhhh, “albionalley”, our collective hearts genuinely bleed for your filthy, drug addled ass. Now learn some manners and at least clean up your own poop and needles!