At first we thought the heavy smoke emanating from the roof was just exhaust from Limon’s kitchen, but their staff informed us that was not the case, so they called 911. Ten firetrucks later, it was determined that the fixies are safe and sound. Crisis averted!
BURN, HIPSTERBIKES, BURN!
Fuck fixes, and mopeds too.
I ride my fixie from 2wheelbikes.com all the time and I’m no hipster. This is terrible that they burned down. It sucks.