If you have a buddy who’s been crashing on your couch for too long you could bring this into the living room when he’s asleep and then write him rent tickets.
If not you best leave it be.
Plus, it’s a newfangled one, so there aren’t a bunch of quarters inside that you could take to the arcade.
This is what happens when parking meters OD on dimes.
No quarters, sure, but as long as the meter is down you can install a credit card skimmer and put it back up.
That’s not only more fun, but educational as well.