Riot romance

From Missed Connections:

Beautiful girl at the trash fire – m4w – 28 (mission district)

You were a short girl who kinda looked like Lizzy Caplan but way hotter.

I was the blond dude who hauled a trash bin to the fire.

We waxed and waned over the risk of peoples Giants flags catching fire and the joys of low altitude fireworks.

I lost you after the cops rolled through and I didn’t have a chance to say this but you are super fucking cute.

Gorgeous doe eyes and the ability to enjoy a street party without being a Bro-Ho, mmm. Awesome.


12 Responses to “Riot romance”

  1. Ian says:

    ugh that photo has been floating around the internet forever

  2. Matthew says:

    I hope they have stupid children together.

  3. tuffy says:

    Nothing like admitting to a crime in an attempt to get laid.

  4. Helen Tseng says:

    Quick! Sting operation!

  5. lol says:

    Perhaps she was the one that was pushed into the bonfire by some other stupid person and suffered third degree burns. Try the hospitals….not so sure if she is still fucking super cute tho.

  6. KyleM says:

    I think using the term “bro ho” automatically makes this guy unworthy of love.

  7. yep says:

    I fapped to this pic. FYI.

  8. grinch says:

    It’s a great photo, but it completely misrepresents what was going on.

  9. blah says:

    The other day I saw a guy walking down the street wearing those jackass headphones and eating some chips. All I could think was