If, as Wikipedia says, “the Care Bears’ ultimate weapon is the ‘Care Bear Stare,’ in which the collected Bears stand together and radiate light from their respective tummy symbols,” then I think the Care Bear Stare just got a whole lot more powerful with the help of an atom bomb.

Scare Bear? Beware Bear? Despair Bear? Ooooh, the delicious possibilities.
C’est La Guerre Bear! Wow, this is a gem.
Great find
I’ve got more fodder for un-bearable puns, if you want it (found recently in Clarion Alley):
Last link didn’t post, so here’s the link right here.
Bush says he cares and yet all the answers are war. So i thought he needed his own army of care bears to help him in his fight not the sons and daughters being killed right now.
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