Overheard in Dolores Park

Whiteboy in a muscle shirt and long cargo shorts with big gauges in his ears: “Fuckin’, if you’re thugged out, EXPECT to get stabbed!”

Nice, dude.

2 Responses to “Overheard in Dolores Park”

  1. Katie Ann says:

    The best line I heard from the dude was “Hey! They’re children in the park! Take your stabbing elsewhere!”. And then he apparently got in the middle of the stabbing and saved the day.

  2. This happened elsewhere and the junkie mugger proved to be bi-lingual, I spoke to him in Spanish and he and he tried to then mug me in Spanish – hey muggers are getting cultural now!